2006-07-02 19:29:06 · 14 answers · asked by kevin p 1 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Mathematics
What IS this fascination with woodchucks?
People keep asking this question.
The answer is "A woodchck would chuck as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
HAPPY NOW?! (boo-hoo!)
2006-07-02 19:32:53 · answer #1 · answered by Victoria 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, Woodchucks can chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. So in reason if a woodchuck could chuck 35 cubic feet of dirt he could chuck an equivalence of 700 pounds of wood. In a more logical sense I believe that if the woodchuck chucked the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks would give us the true answer.
2006-07-04 04:24:37 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood
2006-07-03 13:07:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
seriously? as much wood as the woodchuck would've chucked if a would chuck did chuck wood
2006-07-03 02:34:16 · answer #4 · answered by alone_in_the_dark 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wrong wording... its actually.....
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
2006-07-03 02:33:16 · answer #5 · answered by PC-Guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry.... the tree huggers prevented him from doing anything eventhough it was in his own backyard. His woodchucking days are over (sigh!)
2006-07-03 02:40:46 · answer #6 · answered by Sparkling G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
woodchucks are so busy eating soybeans they dont even think about wood.
2006-07-03 02:32:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many boards could the Mongols hoard, if Mongol hordes got bored?
2006-07-03 02:33:59 · answer #8 · answered by tswift_2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answer for that question is same as the answer for
"How many cans a canner can can, if canner can can cans"
Marvalous...
2006-07-03 06:02:38 · answer #9 · answered by Azmil M. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
enough wood to get you a woody woodpecker !!
2006-07-03 02:34:05 · answer #10 · answered by jims_bong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋