What is the funniest prank ever pulled by you, and its gotta coem close to this?

Question

I work in 911, and had a guy called said his friends super glued him to the toilet seat, literally....

Answer 1

Did you ever see the movie "Darkness Falls," with the evil tooth fairy lady? When a child in that town looses their last baby tooth the evil tooth fairy lady comes for it and if you look at her face she will kill you. Well when my son recently lost his last baby tooth I dressed up like the evil tooth fairy lady, sneaked into his room, flashed a flashlight on my face and scared the crap out of him. He loved it. I only did it because I knew he could handle the prank.

Answer 2

In college, this guy went for a crap, we went into the toilet, reached under the door and grabbed his trousers whilst they were round his ankles. We had the trousers, boxers, shoes, socks, the lot, and left him in the bog naked from the waist down.
Have you ever seen someone come out of the toilets wrapped in bog roll from the waist down and looking seriously pissed off? Its great.

Another time, a guy passed out on the sofa at my place. We drew a clown face on him while he was asleep, and wrote '****' across his forehead. That isn't the good bit.... The next morning, he wakes up starving hungry, and tells me he's going to the shop to get food for breakfast. I manage to keep a straight face, I don't know how, but I did. And off he goes....

Answer 3

My sister and I spent a night decorating a house in a small street so that it looked like a polling station. We also posted a load of fake political leaflets through every letterbox in the street telling everyone they had to vote for this guy. If they voted for him, they could expect loads more practical jokes like this one. We hung banners up all round the street and even changed the road name to Election Street. It was one of those streets where everybody knew eachother and would be gossipping about it for weeks.

I also used to regularly change signs around our town, there is a roundabout on the way in and people used to hang up banners if it was a birthday or marriage - well I used to hang up sheets with giant dicks on. I used to change the direction signs so that people had a choice of heading off to Heaven, Hell, Nuthouse or the local brothel. You used to see some people go round a couple of times and then head off to the brothel!

I also once bought a load of smoke bombs and some lighter fuel. I went out in the middle of the night, doused a load of toilet paper in the lighter fuel and spread it round this street. I set off all the smoke bombs and lit all the toilet paper, so it looked like there was a big fire. I started blowing on a whistle and then yelled out the intro line "I am the God of Hellfire and I bring you...FIRE! I was all maske up and everything - loads of people looked out and opened doors - it was so funny. I had to leg it, because they called the police.

Another one was when I Altered the sign at the front of our school to say it was a penitentiary and a list of all the sick punishments you got there, like being walked over by the fat deputy head in high heels and being buggered by the music teacher for flatulence in class. The head took it down part way through the day, but they never found out who had done it.

I went into a shop once and just picked up a crate of beer, said "thanks" and left. They were so shocked that I'd been so blatent that they didn't come after me, or anything. I went back and left it on the doorstep - I just wondered what they would do - turns out nothing.

I have also done some pretty dangerous stuff, like rigging bottles full of flamable liquid tied to a telegraph pole with cotton across the road. When a car comes, the cotton breaks and the bottle smashes onto the floor where Ive left a small fire. The small fire becomes a petrol bomb. Whoosh! This also works if there's someone you don't like and they have a door handle that's a push down lever. Set a small fire on the doorstep, place bottle full of flamable fluid on the door handle, knock on the door and leg it. When they open the door, the bottle falls down, smashes into the small fire and makes a big fire. Of course, now I'm a grown up I don't this sort of thing any more and realise it was pretty stupid and someone ould have got hurt. But it's still funny.

I've hundreds more - but I'll leave it for now.

Answer 4

1. When my sister was 5, right before halloween, i got some fake skin, filled it with blood, shaped it like an eye, painted it. Went in her room and said
"oh no, what's going on with my hand, OH NO! give me a pencil! AHHH, look at this!!!"
Showed her the eye real quick and then stabbed the pencil into it til the blood came out.
She ran out screaming, didn't speak to me for a week.
2. Had a drunk friend who a bunch of us didn't want driving. we snuck his keys off him, drove his car to a store parking lot (several blocks away) and wouldn't tell him where it was til he sobered up the next morning.

Answer 5

My wife and I had recently watched a poltergeist movie on the TV!
I was trying to convince her that if she could focus enough mental energy on an object, she could make it move.
I picked out two of her favourite ornaments on the mantle shelf and said "Focus on those" She did but she wasn't looking very convinced, I asked her to try to increase her concentration, she did!
I had previously tied black cotton to both ornaments and run the other ends of the cotton to my chair!
I pulled the cotton, both ornaments flew off the mantle shelf and broke on the floor!!
My wife jumped off the chair screaming and ran from the room, I followed and explained what had happened, she was not amused and launched a vicious attack on me with the broken bits of ornaments!!
She never did get around to seeing the funny side!!

Answer 6

A work colleague had been moaning about the chief exec of the place I worked, so a mate and I wrote a letter on headed paper, saying that he had been told about the comments, and that he wished to see her in his office at 10 the next morning, we signed it with tracing of the real persons signature, she was in a real panic till we confessed.

Answer 7

A day before my stag doo! i put an advert in the "bargain pages" ( midlands free ad paper) saying "free pool table with all accesories" and then gave my best man's mobile telephone number..... that weekend he had over 50 calls asking for the pool table !!!!!! mind you i did get a stiched up big time that week end...

Answer 8

well the funniest thing Ive done lately as a prank,was shaving my friends eyebrows of when she was asleep and i also but pink food colouring in her hair,you should of seen her face when she looked in the mirror,it was a picture lol lol lol

Answer 9

in high school,i told my friend (who was realy naughty)and had recently done some mischief that the principle had found out and was looking 4 her.see the principle had a thing of forgivng anyone who told the truth (some of the times). so my pal goes to her office and spills it out.and guess what! she gets suspended!she almost killed me! cool ha!

Answer 10

I told my little brother that i had a present for him, so he sat down all excited with his eyes closed so i could give him his present,.......... it was a fresh pigs trotter and i 'hoof attacked' him with it, just for the buzz, he loved it..........not. ha ha