You might be a REDNECK.....if?

Answer 1

Paper plates are your fine china...
Your Uncle Tiny belches on cue..
You think your cousin is your true love...
Your answer to fine dining is road kill and dandelions...
You tenderize your meats by running over them with yer pick up truck.
(self admitted redneck girl!) =)

Answer 2

Since I like to only make fun of people like me, I'm going to give responses about the North's anwser to rednecks. So, you might be a hick from the Maine woods if . . .
1) You like spuds, chowdaw, and you know that April 30 is the last day yah studs can be on yah cah.
2) You can properly pronounce Calais, and you've even been their once or twice.
3) Houlton to Presqe Isle is a drive you don't want to make in the wintah for fear that you might drop off.
4) You don't pay for things. You give. (i.e., 'I give three hundred dollahs for this reclinah in nineteen seventy fowah.' 'Well, I'll give you fifty for it right now.'
5) You get a chuckle from the people from 'away' who think the cows are cute, the potato blossoms are pretty, and anything north of exit nine is quaint (I know I sure do).
6) HIgh school basketball is not a pass-time. It is a way of life. And I'll see you in Augusta. Or Bangor. Depends on if you're East or West. And you can bank on that.
7) Not even YOU pronounce Bangor 'bang-er,' unless you're trying to be funny.
8) Night life is the crittahs swarming around the Coleman lant'n on the picnic table at dusk (as opposed to, say, clubbing, dancing, etc).
9) Your front lawn has been mistaken for a used car dealership or a lawn sale.
10) Bob Marley speaks the truth and/or you've ever been to a Keg Pahty in Pohtland.

Answer 3

everyone in the trailer park thinks your lot looks like a junk yard.

your dogs are named Duke and Blue.

you wear boots with shorts.

your truck has three different colors of "primer" on it.

you have two brothers, both named Daryl.



I could go on all night. I live in Texas, and I know alot of rednecks.

Answer 4

if you plan everything according to the horoscope in back of the tabloid newspaper including your lotto numbers

have fixed the body of a car with duct tape

when you have better condition sofa's outside than inside and that's only cause the ones outside have " a weird smell"

Your double wide is two motor homes side by side with the doors opening to each other

your new computer is one you found in the garbage pile and you celebrate cause you can finally rip those Jerry Clower and Jerry Fawell tapes off the internet

Answer 5

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

You couldn't learn to swim because your gene pool is too small

Your family tree has no forks.

You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.

You think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.

You think there's nothin wrong with incest as long as you keep it in the family.

Answer 6

if yew cut yur grass and find a car thats been missing...
if yew open a beer during a eulogy.....
if yew wear a tube top to a funeral...
if yew wear a strapless dress with a bra that isnt......
if your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed
if you’ve got more than three cousins named “Bubba”.
if you’ve ever taken reading material into an airplane restroom

Answer 7

Jerry Springer hosts your family reunion

Answer 8

Your pickup truck has a gunrack and a couple of dogs in the cab

Answer 9

you are white and you are very angry and your neck starts to turn red and also you are a redneck if you are just plain white.

Answer 10

u have 2 big pickup trucks sittin in the front yard just for show,their broken down