what would you tell the police ??

Question

after wayne rooney gives ronaldo a right good hiding.. id say it was 3 nuns that done him over

Answer 1

id tell the police it was a gang of Smurf's on a stag night..them Smurf's get very aggresive on cider............

Answer 2

If they arrested Rooney and I were a potential witness I'd say it was a case of mistaken identity because the alleged attacker was far too good looking to be Wayne Rooney, there was nothing Shrek like about the attacker at all.

Methinks the nun thing won't wash ....

Answer 3

I'd tell them that Rooney had done this kind of thing before. What WR did was beyond the pale - don't forget - he stuck the boot in before Ronaldo did.

Answer 4

I would have to tell the truth.

I only saw 2 nuns in mother-care whilst Master Ronaldo's mum was buying a 'my first razor' for her boy.

Sorry.

Answer 5

I agree it was three nuns that done him over,after they gave him a place to hide he got ignorant and they had to lay him down.

Answer 6

I'd say I witnessed you're three nuns theory lad.

Answer 7

Both are great players and are the best in their own departments.We should support them in this hour of distress.Between in the arena ,one has to loose.

Answer 8

if it was me I'd say i was hmmm at my nans house giving her a hmmmmm massage honest it me nan no really not a old pro its me nan and if it i mean she stiff i give her a rub down and a shiatsu

Answer 9

Well, since I can't understand a word of what you are trying to say, I'd say that you did it, merlin.

Answer 10

who is Wayne Roony?