what is the history of Californian descendants?

Answer 1

The original inhabitants of California were aboriginal tribes that had lived there for thousands of years. These native people were slaughtered and enslaved by the Mexicans These people were so decimated that it is impossible to trace their descendents. The languages, the religions, the entire culture of these people were destroyed by the Mexicans.

Answer 2

People came from asia during the ice age, had a lot of sex, and a lot of kids, and populated the new world. Then people from Europe came over on boats, raped, pillaged, stole land, had a lot of sex, had kids, and settled down. Spaniards came up from the south, building "missions," where the benedictine, and franciscan monks raped, pillaged, and settled down into forts, where they taught the natives how to grow mellons, and that raping, pillaging and sex in general was evil. The monks and the natives had a lot of sex and children, and eventually, the descendants of english prisoners, who had formed "The United States" came in from the east, stealing land, raping, pillaging, placing bounties on the heads of indians, and looking for gold. Some big war took california away from the spaniards, who had formed a nation called mexico. Then the "Americans" built a place called hollywood, where a bunch of white people tell the entire world how to look sexy, and they have sex so often that it isn't possible for them to have children. Without any children of their own, they hire mexicans to mow the lawn, do the dishes, and wash their clothes, and the mexican government makes sure that their nation is nice and corrupt so that everyone there wants to be in california, where they can have a lot of sex, and get on welfare.

Somewhere during all this time, China, and Japan, and a whole bunch of other asian countries discovered that they could fish off the coast of california, and then they learned about california, and since they wanted to have a lot of sex, they came down too, but nobody liked them, because they talked funny, so they got stuck in little slums, which they made to look just like their home countries, and now you can go there and gawk at them, but really, it's just as much fun to gawk at any other ethnic group.

So, the history of californian descendants involves a whole bunch of different races having sex and being gawked at.

Answer 3

They came from the East during the gold rush.