my 80 year old neighbor lady kick over my garden gnome and call me Gringo? I'm on a limited budget. Don't know how I'm going to pay the mortgage payment next month if I have to buy another gnome.
2006-07-02 17:45:26 · 15 answers · asked by Nep 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
And I'm not getting any answers on my other questions. If you can take care of that. Thank you.
2006-07-02 17:46:08 · update #1
lol hello? my goodness...pay the morgage first ,THAN buy a gnome!!! sorry but duuhh!!!!
2006-07-02 17:49:19 · answer #1 · answered by sexc_baby 2 · 8⤊ 0⤋
I've got several answers.
1. Yes---take a rocket launcher and wipe that miserable old wench from the face of the planet...and then take her cats.
2. Kick her gnomes over and call her Sally and the Padget Queens.
3. Don't by a new land gnome everytime she kicks it over.
4. Put the land gnome back.
5. Buy a guard dog...with a flame thrower attached to it's collar.
6. Arm your gnomes with automatic machine guns to show her you mean business.
7. Tell her a dingo ate her baby.
8. Tell her Bob Hope is alive and entertaining the cars in the parking lot at MACY'S.
9. Buy automatic sentry guns and place them over your ***** little garden.
10. Get dressed up like a girl scout, take your troupe to her house, knock on the door, say ---COOKIES--when she opens the door kick her ***.
11. Choose Pikachu.
12. Call the cops.
13. Next time she does it, when she calls you gringo, run her over with a Hummer.
14. Build a moat around your garden.
15. Masturbate consistantly on her gnomes.
16. Draw a picture of your gnome throwing a grenade at her gnome.
17. Watch a D.A.R.E video and talk it out.
18. Send her your used PLAYBOYS.
19. Tell her mommy.
20. ....Put your gnomes away you idiot!
21. WTF are you buying a new gnome everytime for? What is there something wrong with you, like Adrien Monk? You can't eat more than 100 pieces of corn, you can't sit in the backseat, and you can't drink from a nontransparent glass?
2006-07-03 01:04:13 · answer #2 · answered by Andrew 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you do anything wrong that make her kicked your garden gnome and call you gringo?? Discuss with her politely what happened to you both, clear up your misunderstanding and ask her apologize.
But if you didn't anything wrong at all....ask her a compansation to buy a new gnome for you. but if you find her doesn't have enough money just be a good man,...forget it save your money and wait untill you have enough to buy one....or you can share with that old lady to buy.
Good Luck
2006-07-03 00:55:56 · answer #3 · answered by Fie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont buy another gnome what till you pay your mortgage then buy a gnome
2006-07-03 00:49:05 · answer #4 · answered by Baby Dee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you really need a nother gnome, just so you know gringo means white guy. sell stuff you dont need on ebay or yard sale
2006-07-03 00:50:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get some clay and built a gnome, that looks like her....or a mix between her and a Troll ;-)
2006-07-03 00:57:24 · answer #6 · answered by willow, the yodakitty from hell 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't buy another gnome? or tell the B**** that she is going to pay for that.. Be firm.
2006-07-03 00:50:07 · answer #7 · answered by eagles757 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hate to tell you, but your mortgage payment is a hell of alot more important than some stupid yard decoration. Get your priorities straight.
2006-07-03 00:51:30 · answer #8 · answered by Fishermans Wife 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm dont buy any more gnomes duurrrr........ lawn gnomes are weird anyways. u know what gingo means, dont you? (means stupid white guy)
2006-07-03 00:50:58 · answer #9 · answered by ayleyha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm well dont buy one wait away then get one and as the other dude said destroy her lol jk dont do that just tell her to stop
2006-07-03 00:53:06 · answer #10 · answered by KK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋