if u FART in an airtight jar n' seal it right away,will it smell putrid when u open it a month later?

Question

just dunno if i can keep these awesome egg farts up much longer, n' i wanna enjoy 'em when i feel the need to take a wiff.

Answer 1

I believe it might work - try it and come back and tell us.. maybe a good scientific experiment for those elementary kids out there...

Answer 2

The egg smell in your fart comes from sulphur. Sulphur is an element and will not break down in the bottle, even for a years, decades, or centuries. So if you really want to, you could pass your fart smells down the generations for your children and great grand children to enjoy.

Answer 3

Yes. However, the ultraviolet radiation from the sun, or ambient light, will deteriorate the gasous compound mellowing the stench to a normal methane smell. Something you could surely tolerate, being that it is your fart to begin with.

It will still be flammable.

Answer 4

You need to stick a tube up your butt. Fart in the tube. Cap the end. Remove the tube. Cap the other end. Mail to George Bush at 1600 Pensylvania Ave. Washington D.C.

Answer 5

no. the jar will disintergrate in 5, 4, 3,, 2, 1

Answer 6

the best way to tell is to collect several farts in one jar. put it in the freezer for a few days. take out the jar and make coffee out of the residue. if it tastes like folgers, your theory is correct!

Answer 7

Just do it and auction the jar on ebay. You will get thousands of dollars for it

Answer 8

Another 6th grade science project Einstein?

Answer 9

OMG! u need a hobby but that is some funny sh*t! do u label them jars?? lmfao

Answer 10

I would bottle it and send it hither. It is priceless. The nectar of the gods.