There was a young man from Gwent.
Whose tool was peculiarly bent.
To save himself trouble.
He put it in double.
So instead of coming, he went.
2006-07-02 21:12:54
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answer #1
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answered by Veritas 7
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no but some hai ku's instead
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.
This site has been moved.
We'd tell you where, but then we'd
have to delete you.
Wind catches lily
scatt'ring petals to the wind:
segmentation fault
ABORTED effort:
Save and close all that you have.
You ask way too much.
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist.
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge
2006-07-16 20:17:33
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answer #2
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answered by idiotjim 3
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There was a Lime called Rick
Who some Time got Sick
He flew from Shannon
To play Backgammon
In Casinos Sublimely Quick
Took the last Dime from a Limey Prick
2006-07-16 17:27:43
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answer #3
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answered by El Mariachi 4
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Not til the loom is silent and the shuttles cease to fly
Will God unroll the canvus, and explain the reason why.
The dark threads are as needful, in the weaver's skillful hands
As the threads of gold and silver in the patttern He has planned.
Author Unknown
2006-07-12 16:01:33
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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There as a young man from St. Pauls
who toured the musical halls,
His famous trick
was to stand on his d**k
and roll off the stage on his balls
2006-07-03 14:09:29
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answer #5
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answered by button mushroom 3
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A bear once went to the store
and he said as he walked through the door
"I sure don't admire the fact you won't hire
talking bears like me anymore"
--Merrill Sunderland
2006-07-12 20:50:58
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answer #6
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answered by Muirghiel 1
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I got a girl atop a hill
She won't f**k
but her sister will
When I'm dead and in my grave,
No more pu**y will I crave
but on my tombstone will be seen
Here lie the bones of a f**king machine
2006-07-16 01:10:16
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answer #7
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answered by Isis 3
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Sorry about the misspelling of your name buthere goes....
There was a lad called Francoo
who asked a question toYahoo
the answers he got
were not all that hot
so he said well just F**k you
hmmmmmmmmmmm
2006-07-02 21:11:55
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answer #8
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answered by BackMan 4
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there once was a man with a mole
who went to a store and stole
the police took him in
with his big moley chin
now hes on parole
-- Amber Swisher
Hhmm i made that one a really long time ago
2006-07-02 20:56:21
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answer #9
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answered by Amber Dee 2
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There once was male ballet dancer
Who was searching on Yahoo answers
For info on a tutu
And music to dance to
This male was a chancer.
Haha. So very lame, I agree!
2006-07-07 16:25:07
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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