There are hogs making funny noises and they are outside my trailer. Im afraid theyll mess up my flower garden in the trailer hitch. it took me a long time to grow them
My mama used to tell me that city people hate us because we live a better life. I would never live in a site built concrete home because trailers are tied down to the ground and are better built.
My daddy left me this trailer he bought it in 1967 and he tells me because we are special , people will make fun of us. We always used to talk together and i would sit on his lap.
I sure miss Pa. I think the hogs are trying to tell me sumthing and there is one i see that would make good pork chops.
My possom stinky is hiding under arm pits. shes so scared of hogs and I love skinky. I have to go breast feed her now. SHes gonna grow up and be a strong possom
2006-07-02 13:35:19 · 16 answers · asked by ast5792 1 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
they are closing in on me
2006-07-02 13:42:41 · update #1
maybe the pigs wanted a little milk too, or maybe they are waniting to penetrate you like hte spirit?
2006-07-03 03:16:06 · answer #1 · answered by smiths j 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
come back to pa, we miss u here. look under ue trailer, there is cement under it too. 1967 was a great yr for trailers. no doubt the hogs just got loose n r enjoying the smell of ur flowers in the hitch. relax, u need to come back home, i cant wait to see u at the high school reunion.
2006-07-03 23:30:09 · answer #2 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy Crap This is awesome YES ANOTHER FINALLY... OF corse you get the animated faces that are all the same Get some help See a doctor... Fahk that, sweet!!!! Hogs are ******* evil as hell! I love em!!! BTW I totally want some of the pork chops then you can eat the tapeworms they produce in me later!
2006-07-03 05:16:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feral Hogs are your friends.
They are outside because they like you.
They want you to come outside and play.
They like Stinky too.
Do not be afraid......go outside and find a nice fat Momma hog with a litter of piglets and run up and grab one of the babies.
The Momma hog will play hide and seek with you.
Wont that be lots of fun????
P.S. I didn't know you had a possum under your arm pits...I thought you forgot to shave them.
2006-07-02 22:38:16 · answer #4 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I live in a high rise in a big city in Texas. Boy, hearing how wonderful your trailer is, is sure making me feel bad. Can me and my husband and my two beautiful children come live with you in the trailor and be special, too?
2006-07-03 11:48:29 · answer #5 · answered by proudmatriarch 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You Need Therapy
2006-07-02 20:40:25 · answer #6 · answered by kiddat44 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They know there's a future porn star in your trailer and they've gone "Hog Wild"!!!
2006-07-02 20:40:49 · answer #7 · answered by Damned fan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gawrd it must be great in the Ozarks.
2006-07-02 21:00:21 · answer #8 · answered by Kokopelli 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess its true---what they say about people who lives in trailers------They R just different---whew!!!!!
2006-07-02 22:41:01 · answer #9 · answered by rocco j b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i were you id go outside and let them eat you
2006-07-02 21:02:39 · answer #10 · answered by lori b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋