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2006-07-02 13:32:19 · 11 answers · asked by John S 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Yo mama is so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with an employment application!
2006-07-03 10:17:07 · answer #1 · answered by Gabriel M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama so fat and stank if she stood in Florida, people in California would hold a protest to put that fat, stank lady down (as in take her out to save the world).
2006-07-04 06:58:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's feet got more corn than the movie theatre.
2006-07-02 13:46:53 · answer #3 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.
2006-07-02 13:37:24 · answer #4 · answered by sxseaustin1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
last night when I was knee deep in your mother I found out what it's like to swim in cottage cheese
2006-07-02 13:38:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to leave you with one thought...unfortunately I ain't sure you have anywhere to put it!
2006-07-02 14:26:51 · answer #6 · answered by zootina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you so white you went to Alaska and th polar bear thought you were his mate
2006-07-02 13:47:41 · answer #7 · answered by i_love_superheroes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a meanie.
2006-07-02 13:36:33 · answer #8 · answered by furious but whatever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your head is square and your face is gray!
2006-07-03 05:28:42 · answer #9 · answered by Zippy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Thine horrid image doth unfix my hair!"
-Shakespeare
Modern translation:
"You're so ugly, you're makin' me go bald!"
2006-07-02 16:46:52 · answer #10 · answered by DoodleGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋