2006-07-02 13:28:35 · 42 answers · asked by Rocky 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Adolescent
Mom and Dad guess what we're gonna be rich and famous!!!!!!
2006-07-02 13:30:50 · answer #1 · answered by icyhott4urmind 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
your a dude, you cant be pregnant. Your girlfriend can but you cant. You lack several key things. You lack ovaries to produce eggs, falopian tubes to transport them, a uterus to carry the baby and a vagina to expell the baby when it is time to be born. Your seriously deluded if you believe your personally pregnant. Have your parents give you the run down on pregnantcy
2006-07-02 13:35:31 · answer #2 · answered by marishka 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WTF?! okay, here's what you do, tell them you didnt know what you were doing and didn't use protection so you're pregnant, they may be shocked and angry so just let them spend a little time away from you to let it soak in and they will probably help you because they love you. the they're going to send you to a mental hospital and give you TONS of meds. Hope this helps!
2006-07-02 13:33:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're a guy AND you're pregnant...I would insist that you inform your parents of your desire to man-up and have the baby by natural childbirth!
No c-section for you!
2006-07-02 14:25:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't just tell your parents. Tell the Guiness book of world records. I don't think this has ever happened before.
2006-07-02 13:30:59 · answer #5 · answered by Emily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how did you get pregnant you retard. u would have to have certian body parts and that time of the month. this was an east 2 points duesch well i can spell "bitttch" the tttt is soo it wont get****** out biitttttch
2006-07-02 13:31:32 · answer #6 · answered by blueyzzblakliner14 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
open a bank account and ring the news of the world for a great story.
be worth half a mil at least.
2006-07-02 13:33:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, stay calm and then you tell them you're on drugs...because if ur a guy and u think ur pregnant...either ur really fat with bad stomach digestion or on drugs....
2006-07-02 13:32:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell them u need 2 b sent to a mental ward with a straight jacket on.
2006-07-03 17:21:29 · answer #9 · answered by predictable 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
guys cant get pregnant....................................................unless your woman got pregnant and your considering it that your pregnant. Just say this "Hey mom and dad, this will shock you but i got a girl pregnant". expect tears and yelling ut in the end they will either kick you out, make you get a job to pay for child support, help you pay child support, or they will pay all of it.
2006-07-02 16:04:49 · answer #10 · answered by summer luvver :D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forget your parents go to the newspaper you're going to be rich!
2006-07-02 13:42:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋