how do u know if ur gay???

Answer 1

. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.

2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your *** over here!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such
nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, craw fish guts, pickled pigs feet, or breasts. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a ***.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom, he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the poop chute. Coffee is to be had strong, black, and full aroma. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had NutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a man there too.

6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ***. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NFL, NBA, college ball, PGA, and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it......you're
hungry for a meat popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-*** driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or play with the ***** in the passenger seat.

8. If you enjoy romantic! comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what happens to fags when they flame out too quickly.

Answer 2

Wow, these answers are horrible.

Just being curious enough to ask doesn't make you gay, and experimentation is definitely not the way to go unless you want to get hurt/hurt someone else when the outcome's not what you expect.

The key concept is apparent in some of the other answers, though; orientation is strictly the sex you're physically attracted to. The most confusing part in sorting this out, though, is differentiating between "attractive," and "attracted to," and being honest with yourself about which it is you're feeling: that was my biggest hurdle.

It's very possible that there are attractive people that you're not attracted to; people can see beauty in either gender, which is why classical art typically involved nude figures.

"Experimentation" will help differentiate between the kind of attractive you feel is art, and the kind you're attracted to, however it comes with some very big interpersonal consequences. If you do things with a friend and find out you're not gay, or your friend finds out he's not, you could damage your friendship pretty badly. Same is true for opposite sex friends.

If you think the risk is worth it, then make sure you use protection. However, I'd offer an alternative. It's possible to be physical without being sexual; hugging and cuddling can serve the same goal without destroying friendships. If you're attracted to someone and hugging them makes you feel something "more" than just the physical sensation, chances are that you're really attracted to them. If it's only the physical sensation of holding the person and no stronger emotion behind it, then they're probably attractive in the same way as any work of art.

It's important to understand that you won't know overnight. It's going to require being completely honest with yourself; it's very difficult to strip away all of the social pressure, family concerns, and religious garbage that people spout. But if you really want to know, you have to ignore all of that and reflect on who you are, and be completely honest with yourself. The more you fight with yourself, the harder it will be to truly be yourself and be happy.

Also note that being femminine, or masculine has no bearing at all on your sexuality. Gender behavior is learned, while orientation is innate. Don't let learned behavior trick you.

Answer 3

This quiz should help...
1) Have you ever been sexually attracted to the opposite sex?
2)Have you ever been intimate w/ the opposite sex and if so, did you enjoy it?
3)Are you interested in being intimate with someone of the opposite sex?

If you answered "No" to all 3, then chances are you are gay.
If your answeres were a combination, that maybe you're bi.
I think a lot of people have been attracted at least once by someone of their own sex, but those who are heterosexual would never be interested in acting on it because they are just not gay.


BY THE WAY!! The person who left that long checklist a few answers before me - I laughed so freaking hard I was literally crying.

Answer 4

Expiramentation.

And if you believe that you are gay, or have to ask others how do you know.. then you probably are.

(and dont listen to the people who are just answering for the 2 points.)

If you have ever had sexual thoughts about being with a man then its most likely that you just want to try to be homosexual and if your body is responsive (your brain is stimulated by the expirence) you probably are gay.

Usually its detectable from puberty on if an individual is homosexual or not, just study yourself (or your friend, if thats what this is about) and see what strikes you as sexually attractive or not.

:-)

Answer 5

If the thought of kissing a girl makes you sick on your stomach...then you are gay

Answer 6

The feelings you get when you look at a woman opposed to looking at a guy and vice versa.

Answer 7

If you see a guy and think he's cute and watch his body and think he's sexy. Also if you end up dreaming about sex with him, yeah you're gay!

Answer 8

if you get a ***** from looking at a guy




your gay trust me


if you have to think about it your gay haha

Answer 9

When you want to spend the rest of your life with another man. When you want to wake up everyday to a man.

Answer 10

If you have a fondness for Interior Decorating