2006-07-02 12:54:52 · 19 answers · asked by bianca b 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
there are way to many!
2006-07-02 12:57:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama so fat she throws a sheet on the ocean and calls it a water bed.
2006-07-03 14:44:08 · answer #2 · answered by scarlet_shruikan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Yo mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.
Yo mama's so stupid, I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail.
Yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?"
Yo mama's so stupid, she broke her neck at a flashing red light.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her *** and thought she was making a booty call.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
2006-07-02 20:05:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so old, she forgot she was yo mama. Now go read a book or something...LOL
2006-07-02 23:46:13 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so old, she forgot she was yo mama. Now go read a book or something...LOL
2006-07-02 20:00:10 · answer #5 · answered by mwmn35 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
little boy refuses to go to sleep in his room.
mama says I'm going to come up there and spank you.
behavior continues.
mama gives the boy a spanking. boy cries.
minutes later the upstairs bathroom light goes on.
mama peers into the bath room to find boy with butt up to the mirror and he says,
"mama look what you did. You put a crack in it"
2006-07-02 20:02:35 · answer #6 · answered by Joseph P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat she chased down a bus load of white kids and was yellin stop that twinkie...heard that on the radio the other day.......and yo mama so fat she needs a kick stand....
2006-07-02 20:00:51 · answer #7 · answered by KELLY H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The woman that conceived, raised and nurtured you as a child has risen to such a porcine status that consequently the equine logo once thought to be embroidered on her Ralph Lauren knitted pullover has revealed itself to be genuine and authentic.
2006-07-03 03:25:36 · answer #8 · answered by GVD 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama is so stupid, she thinks that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
2006-07-02 19:57:47 · answer #9 · answered by stephen p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat; when she dances, the band skips!
2006-07-02 20:03:20 · answer #10 · answered by sugarbeet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat she took up pages 23, 24 , and 25 in the yearbook
2006-07-02 19:57:36 · answer #11 · answered by MzChamillinator 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋