He wanted to know should he take a pillow?
2006-07-02 11:41:10 · 12 answers · asked by Sanitizer 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
A long time ago the Battalion surgeon played a trick on this brand new Lt. The medics told me he had the Lt. bend over and had put his hand on his shoulder. Just as he inserted his finger on of the medics snuck over and put his on on the Lt's other shoulder. It took the LT a couple of seconds to do the math and then he started screaming like a girl.
2006-07-02 21:19:05 · answer #1 · answered by dr strangelove 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When he comes home, have him stop by and check you for a pulse. Prostrate? LOL.
No, he won't need a pillow and he won't be face down. He'll be on his side when the doctor examines him.
Incidentally, doctors are trending away from this exam and are beginning to view blood tests as more reliable.
Also, any male in his 40's or definitely by his 50's should have a full colonoscopy. Actually women too.
I hope you weren't looking for probe jokes, because I wouldn't go there with a ten foot pole with your finger on it!
2006-07-02 15:30:46 · answer #2 · answered by Bender 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh heh, whether it's prostrate or prostate, he better bring a pillow. Either way he's gonna be face down on the ground.
2006-07-02 15:12:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So is he Slavic and saying cheers too often or is he in Alain Prost racing team?
I don't think he'd need a pllow unless he plans to sleep after getting dead drunk or maybe he wants to sllep in the racing car?
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2006-07-05 07:51:41 · answer #4 · answered by Starreply 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The term is "prostate", no "r" after the "t", and no pillow required either.
2006-07-02 11:48:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going again this coming Friday..scared shitless..did your spell checker break?HaHaha
2006-07-02 19:07:18 · answer #6 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would not take it lying down. But I am not prone to this sort of thing.
2006-07-02 13:54:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, just some flowers for the doctor!
2006-07-02 11:44:32 · answer #8 · answered by Wounded duckmate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He won't need one. He sure won't feel like sleeping.
2006-07-02 11:44:30 · answer #9 · answered by Nelson_DeVon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think not. How is he planning to swallow a pill...ow
2006-07-02 11:45:45 · answer #10 · answered by ed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋