2006-07-02 10:34:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
I think you are a very nice person. that's not a joke but maybe I can have 10 points??? thanks dude
2006-07-02 12:29:55 · answer #1 · answered by Rada2017 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
2006-07-04 05:08:00 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok...
BLonde Joke:
A blonde is driving and a cop pulls her over.
COP: May i see your license?
DRIVER: What does a license look like?
COP: Square and has your picture on it
the driver pulls out a compact mirror and hands it to the cop
COP: Well, if i knew you were a cop i wouldn't have pulled you over.
Blonde Joke: a blonde (BLONDE #1) is driving and she sees a blonde farmer (BLONDE #2) rowing a boat on land. She stops the car and gets out.
BLONDE #1: What are you doing?
BLONDE #2: Rowing a Boat over my crops.
Then BLONDE #1 starts yelling at the farmer.
BLONDE #1: You know, it's blondes like you that give us smart blondes a bad name, and if i could swim, i'd go over there and kick your butt!
Have you ever seen the movie Constipated?
It never came out.
What language do dogs speak?
Barkenese.
LOL LOL LOL LOL
2006-07-02 18:27:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walked into a bank and asked the arrogant banker if he might have work. The banker asked him, "And where did you get your education?"
The man said, "Yale."
Wow, the banker was impressed. He hired him on the spot, he wanted to be able to impress everyone with his new Ivy League employee.
He was sitting at his large desk, rubbing his hands with glee thinking how his country club friends would be impressed by his important employee.
Suddenly, he realized he had forgotten to ask the new employee his name. So, he went out to the teller window where the new guy was working with money, and asked him his name.
The fellow answered, "Yim Yohnson."
2006-07-02 18:37:04 · answer #4 · answered by retiredslashescaped1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
G W Bush is the best joke I know
2006-07-02 17:37:42 · answer #5 · answered by Comfortably Numb™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man and his wife had just quarelled in their car on their way to visit some friends on a countryroad, so there was uneasy silence in the car. while passing a farm containing hens, goats, pigs, in an attempt to break the silence, the man asked his wife, 'relatives of yours?', sarcastically, she replied, 'yeah, in-laws'.
2006-07-02 19:52:30 · answer #6 · answered by sommiegal 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny Stands Up
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
2006-07-02 17:40:05 · answer #7 · answered by polllydooodle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What is red and goes tring tring tring??
A. Red is apple and tring tring tring was to confuse you.
Q. What is blue and goes tring tring tring?
A. Bell goes tring tring tring and blue was to confuse you.
Q. What is silver and goes tring tring tring?
A. Book and the both were to confuse you
hahahaa<<< howz this??
good joke na? but a sort of riddle
2006-07-02 18:04:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I came from a litter of 6 Daschund pups', and you are my true-tracker.
2006-07-02 17:47:35 · answer #9 · answered by Pup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's the difference between a jew and a pizza ?
a pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!
2006-07-03 03:33:01 · answer #10 · answered by ivblackward 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋