They run when they see it. What can I do??? If I don't get laid I am going to die!!
2006-07-02 09:55:47 · 23 answers · asked by math_major 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
I think that you should see a plastic surgeon, a nose that long could get slammed in a door & then you would really be in trouble.
2006-07-02 15:04:30 · answer #1 · answered by weaver2sl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good criminy. Stop showing them before they fall in love with you. If you can get that far, it's icing on the cake. If she runs then, you'll know she never really loved you, and you don't want that. Show yourself in the mirror, it sounds like you are the one who is impressed. Be your own best friend.
2006-07-02 10:00:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are not going to die if you dont get laid. You are pretty much just a perv.
2006-07-02 10:10:15 · answer #3 · answered by kaylee k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
be kind and do not force it try letting them play with it and then when you do the other place in slow some girls get hurt easy if you go to fast and get scared but going pron sorry not a good idea
2006-07-02 10:00:41 · answer #4 · answered by michael_roberts95 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a cheap, sleazy way for you to get laid? The girls don't run because of your size. They run because you don't know how to use it.
2006-07-02 14:09:13 · answer #5 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not very large actually that's one of the statistically most common sizes. So maybe just date girls with a little more experience.
2006-07-02 09:58:45 · answer #6 · answered by martin h 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah move to California and get in the adult business, that should take care of everything, or try dating a whore, she's seen everything.
2006-07-02 09:58:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Prepare yourself & the ladies.
Plenty of foreplay
Plenty of water based lubricant if necessary
& be gentle.
Good luck.
2006-07-02 10:05:06 · answer #8 · answered by FreeUrMind 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just tell them you will go slow, and that you will use it to make them feel good.
Than really do it.
Plus, go with a slightly older girl, they will be more willing to understand.
2006-07-02 09:58:19 · answer #9 · answered by don 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute ---
Hey everybody, this guy claims to be a math major --- and can't measure 9" correctly !!
hum.........did you "add that extra (R) to the word "erect" to make IT LOOK LONGER TOO???
2006-07-02 10:08:29 · answer #10 · answered by Uwanna Kissimmi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋