she is so hot i have a full size poster of her on my wall of when see was in the duke of hazzard and man id love to **** her and play with her giant ****
2006-07-02 09:47:54 · 13 answers · asked by coolmandarek 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
First off if you are going to meet her..You should treat her with more respect than that!
My suggestion would be to take a Very very very cold shower, Call up the Ellen show and suggest to her that you are Jessica's Biggest fan and to help you meet her. But I would suggest you also ask Ellen to be sure you have your hands restrained as poor Ms Simpson might be in fear of meeting you with Language like that!
2006-07-02 09:53:12 · answer #1 · answered by LinaE 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, she does have her new album coming out shortly I believe. And she's also finishing up another movie, so maybe when that premieres, you can meet her and her big *** security guards (seriously those guys are yolked) at El Capitan or Westwood or you can get on her Myspace page. Her REAL myspace page that is not the other 283 fake *** posers. Either way, good luck.
2006-07-02 10:28:45 · answer #2 · answered by deane28 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm You Can Try Turning Into Her Mirror
2006-07-02 12:35:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I met her at the Fourth of july carnival but thats in texas whee she grew up
2006-07-02 09:54:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ugh
You have trashy taste...
Become a member of her fan club. Maybe she'll come to your area and you can go met her.
Good Luck
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2006-07-02 09:51:29 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
though she broke nick's heart, she deserves a lil more respect.
dream on or go to texas
2006-07-02 10:15:40 · answer #6 · answered by crazy_for_you 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.) i hope this is a guy
2.)u can't, shes famous and wouldnt want to b around a loser like u!!
2006-07-02 10:00:39 · answer #7 · answered by lauren t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't. And get some taste.
2006-07-02 09:53:14 · answer #8 · answered by Hot Pants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call her up
2006-07-02 09:53:25 · answer #9 · answered by ♥jen♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u dummy ya cant â¥!
2006-07-02 09:51:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋