Something really funny that will make me laugh out loud. I appreciate it.
2006-07-02 09:43:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Adolescent
Okay. I'll take a shot. Here's a joke:
There is said to be a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If you stand in front of this mirror and tell the truth, you are granted a wish. However, if you tell a lie, POOF! you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." POOF! The mirror swallows her.
Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I think I'm the sexiest woman alive! POOF! The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..." POOF! She is swallowed up and is never seen again.
Hope I made you laugh!
-Elly
P.S. My BLONDE friend told me that joke, so if you're blonde, I'm sorry I insulted you.
2006-07-02 17:19:18 · answer #1 · answered by Elena Broflovski (Cardenas) 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
i don't know how 2 cheer u up but watch some old TV shows or new like friends or something that makes u laugh so u will feel better that's all i can think of or u can talk 2 a friend or just doing something u are good at will help
2006-07-02 16:51:30 · answer #2 · answered by Princezz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a dream last night that my car emitted bubbles instead of pollution. I know, I know it's from a car commercial, but to dream it was just really sweet...
People were standing around the car just smiling, blowing out the bubbles...
Then I revved the engine and it was like a huge cloud of bubbles. Everyone just bust out laughing, so I did it again. It was funny -- I actually remember laughing in the dream...
Anyway -- hope you feel better...
:)
2006-07-02 16:54:22 · answer #3 · answered by fitpro11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry.
I don't really know what I can do to cheer you up concidering I don't really even know who you are or what you like, but try to do things that you like and make you happy. Usualy that will get you out of your funk of sadness.
Good luck.
2006-07-02 16:53:57 · answer #4 · answered by ♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch old episodes of "In living color".
2006-07-02 16:52:35 · answer #5 · answered by A_WWE_FAN_4LYFE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats wrong email me perhapps i could help .:)
2006-07-02 16:50:45 · answer #6 · answered by Aliesha B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHO'S THE CUCHY-CUCHY ONE? HA? WHO'S THE CUTEY-CUTEY ONE? WHO? YES YOU ARE. YES, YOU ARE!!!! YOU ARE SOOOOOOO ADORABLE YOU LITTLE SMOOCHSKIE YOU!!!! ( ^^,)
2006-07-02 16:53:30 · answer #7 · answered by ravencracks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-07-02 20:24:28 · answer #8 · answered by kingpin25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋