I once knew a guy who claimed to be a 1,500-year-old vampire. I don't think he was delusional. I just think he was full of s**t. He made all sorts of claims to draw attention to himself and he had a small following of confused, messed up teenagers and twentysomethings. He also acted as if he was an expert at everything and claimed that, among other things, 18 TRILLION women died in the 1950s from having air trapped in their vaginas! LOL! When a friend of mine politely pointed out the fact that there were only 5 BILLION people in the world at that time, this guy quickly explained that he meant all the women who had ever lived. Have you ever known someone who was as full of s**t as this guy was?
2006-07-02 07:58:22 · 10 answers · asked by tangerine 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
To angryspiderbites: This guy wasn't a friend of mine. He was merely an acquaintance.
To Black Panther: I'm not the one who's crazy. After all, I've never claimed to be a vampire or made up statistics in a vain effort to make myself sound like an expert. And I only wish that this guy had only been a figment of my fevered imagination!
2006-07-02 08:12:24 · update #1
yep....i work with one. EVERY story someone tells.....she has to top it. No matter what it is. In this past year alone......she has been falsely arrested, while in jail she had kidney failure.....they would not allow her to contact anyone.....she was so weak she couldn't talk but her sister just so happened to be walking by the jail and she 9the woman I work with) signaled to her and signed to her sister the situation.....she was AWOL from work for THREE WEEKS for this one.....and got a way with it. Then one of her daughters won some HUGE prize for a contest and got a trip over seas.....of course no article was ever seen in out very local paper. The same daughter was KIDNAPPED in Mexico for two days. Once again....nothing mentioned. Her doctor tells her That she has ZERO percent body fat.....ummmmm hello...a woman's breasts are fat!
The stories just go on and on....we make crap up at work just to see if she will top it. Sad but very funny!
2006-07-02 08:10:33 · answer #1 · answered by adnerb 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I was glad to see you say that your friend wanted to draw attention to himself. How better of a way then to claim to be an ancient vampire. I had a friend who did something close to what your friend tried. She lived a lonely existence and was craving attention. Tell this guy to get a REAl LIFE that he can talk about..up
2006-07-02 08:05:55 · answer #2 · answered by angryspiderbites 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-07-02 08:02:59 · answer #3 · answered by El Mexicano 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i have when i was in the air force in germany we had a guy who lie just to hear his own voice. he tried to say his uncle had been the president of the US but the name he gave had never been a president then he said they were a congressman.
2006-07-02 08:05:59 · answer #4 · answered by native 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Ex Husband was a very close second to this guy
2006-07-02 11:01:53 · answer #5 · answered by SeeNoEvil 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I've known several people like that...and I don't know who's dumber, him or the fools following him.
2006-07-02 08:06:58 · answer #6 · answered by annafoster777 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! It is the end of the world!!!
Lots of people like that.
2006-07-02 08:02:33 · answer #7 · answered by worldisstillthesame 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes but he wasn't a vampire.
2006-07-02 08:01:28 · answer #8 · answered by DevanK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! I have not met one like this. I am sorry you have!
2006-07-02 08:05:27 · answer #9 · answered by fishcatfever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is unreal and hard to believe. Sad too.....
2006-07-02 11:07:07 · answer #10 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋