The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese in the trap.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
And A day without sunshine is like..well .........hum..
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Funny comments anyone?
What state were you humored in?
Got something funny I can think about?
(3 questions there!) fun fun fun!
SmileyCat : )
2006-07-02 06:47:31 · 14 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Funny Comment:
Even though everyone is upset about what pollution is doing to the ozone layer, if a meteor came to earth then the pollution in the air would help destroy it before it reached the ground.
I was humored in the state of Maryland
Funny thing to think about:
They're making (or may have already made) a Desperate Housewives video game! How weird is that?
2006-07-02 06:55:42 · answer #1 · answered by Michael 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked all of your humor. The best one for me was the day without sunshine. I have the definition of insanity for you. Insanity is when a person does the same thing the same way many times expecting different results.
2006-07-02 14:01:02 · answer #2 · answered by fishcatfever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humored in Ohio here...
Super tired, cant sleep..so the brain is failing to function properly tonight..BRAIN DEAD is me...
( having issues getting a funny response generated.. )
Ever wonder why extra large people drive compact cars, the smaller the better, and really small people drive large sedans, such as Caprices and Cadillacs????
2006-07-05 00:29:05 · answer #3 · answered by The Chesire Cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah why did you pick the name smiley cat your poem isn't very smiley to me it talks about depression. Who wants to talk about depression? Here is a question? What are you doing on the fourth of July? Anything exciting? Enjoy the fireworks smiley cat!
:-) J
2006-07-02 13:58:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes thare are funny comments .I doin't have none but I'm humored in my home.Think about why live goes so fast?
2006-07-02 13:57:10 · answer #5 · answered by Nick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Negative expectations yield negative results
Positive expectations yield negative results
2006-07-02 13:50:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
think about a pickle tap dancing with a cane and top hat on top of a bowl of jelo,
2006-07-02 13:50:27 · answer #7 · answered by PANTS POWER 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol I actually found that kind of depressing....or should I say that I was just "angry without any enthusiasm". hehe
2006-07-02 13:52:48 · answer #8 · answered by miss_gem_01 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Work versus prison
If you ever get these two environments confused, this should make things a little bit clearer.
IN PRISON......you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK.......you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON......you get three meals a day.
AT WORK.......you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON......you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK.......you get more work for good behaviour.
IN PRISON......the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...... you're often required to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON......you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.......you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON......you get your own toilet.
AT WORK.......you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON......they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK.......you're not supposed to even speak to your family.
IN PRISON......all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
AT WORK.......you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON......you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK .......you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON. ....you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK.......they're called managers.
So all I have to Ask YOU, IS THIS REALLY FAIR??
(Have a Good Day at Work! :-)
2006-07-02 13:51:51 · answer #9 · answered by Phuzzie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do people who drink Evian water know it is spelling naive backwards?
2006-07-02 13:51:25 · answer #10 · answered by Alex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋