He's a square sponge. He lives in "bikini bottom." His closest friend is a starfish. (Starfish is a slang term for another bodily part). He works at the Crusty CRAB shack. His worst enemy is Squidward (who kinda looks like a sperm without being obvious about it.)
It just seems to me that all the evidence points to Spongebob Squarepants as being a contraceptive sponge. What do you think, and why?
2006-07-02 06:28:31 · 20 answers · asked by smutulator 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Kevin: You're thinking of "contraception." Contraceptive is an adj.: Capable of preventing conception. And a Noun: A device, drug, or chemical agent that prevents conception.
So i'm right, you're wrong.
2006-07-02 06:55:57 · update #1
It is possible that the squirrel represents a bushy group of pubic hairs.
2006-07-02 06:56:51 · update #2
A google search of "cervix +pineapple" reveals that pineapple is used to ripen the cervix. And here I thought the pineapple would actually REPRESENT the cervix.
2006-07-02 06:58:22 · update #3
Kevin: Sorry I meant: conception. That's the word you're thinking of.
2006-07-02 07:08:47 · update #4
Oh my gosh! This the funniest thing I have heard all day! You could be right indeed. I have caught many episodes of the show and some of the jokes are far beyond the comprehension of the target audience. It is made by adults after all, so they could just be having a little fun.
2006-07-16 03:07:49 · answer #1 · answered by sticky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, its funny. but the word contraceptive is the wrong word to say because it means-the union of the sperm and the egg to produce a new life after the act of sexual procreation between a man and a woman. I just think its weird.
2006-07-02 13:48:51 · answer #2 · answered by K-Deeznuts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you have a lot of good points. But it's a kids show. So even if he was a contraceptive they wouldn't admit it. He's meant to be a sea sponge.
2006-07-02 13:32:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, this is funny. Except I think the sponges were taken off the market long ago.
2006-07-02 13:31:03 · answer #4 · answered by malachi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since the cartoon was meant for kids, I doubt that it was "meant" as such a thing. (Of course, it could have "hidden" clues meant as subtle things to lure in and amuse adults.)
2006-07-16 02:37:32 · answer #5 · answered by Dr. Dave 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i thought for a second that my kid would turn out with a voice as obnoxious as spongebob's you can bet it would prevent some conception taking place!
2006-07-02 13:32:01 · answer #6 · answered by photonbeamer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! You're so clever to put that all together. I never really thought about it but...yeah! This is the BEST question I ever read on Yahoo Answers! Thanks!!
2006-07-14 23:35:55 · answer #7 · answered by Padme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, you should try to form this information into some kind or riddle or joke. but i doubt there is any secual referance.
2006-07-02 13:30:40 · answer #8 · answered by Val 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao...i have never thought of it in that light.....makes you wonder....well look at family guy, peter has balls for a chin...so ya just never know... and true enough his boss is mr.krabs.....lol you cracked me up
2006-07-02 13:34:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
...wow.... i think you have just a little too much time on your hands. put down the remote and go for a walk. k?
2006-07-11 13:57:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋