can you make me smile?

Question

Man i've been depressed all weekend..........thank you

Answer 1

oh sorry 4 that, if i depressed u im really, terribally sorry.

forgive me

if its not because of me then still im sorry 4 that, hope ur day comes out good today 4 the whole week.
hope u feel better
best wishes 2 u from me 4ever
that TIGGER is mad cute

r u feeling better????

im reeeeaaaalllllllllly sorry if ur weekend didnt come out good, but theres still hope.

Answer 2

This worked with me,...!

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincenzo, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincenzo,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I am getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the garden for me.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son:
Dear Papa,
I'd do anything for you Papa, except dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie

At 4 am the next morning, FBI and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. The same day the old man received another letter from his son:
Dear Papa,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Vinnie


HOPED I HELPED YOU LAUGH!!!!

Answer 3

One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.

Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"

Answer 4

A tigger depressed,well we cant have that its eeyores job to be mopey,go outside bask in the sunshine and always remember tomorrow will be a better day.Smile God loves you:O)

Answer 5

Here's chuckle for you...
Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia .
After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?"

His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"

Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!"

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. John yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".



Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted ....
"COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!"

Meet Coldwater.....................

Answer 6

hopefully this joke cheers you up.

Three men were flying in a plane, when they decided to drop stuff on the town they were flying over. One dropped a book, one dropped a brick, and one dropped a bomb, just for fun. They then landed, to survey the damage they caused. The first thing they saw was a small child, crying and holding a book. Then they saw another small child, crying and holding a brick. Then they saw a small child laughing his head off.
"What's so funny?" they asked him.

"It was great," he said. "I farted and my neighbor's house blew up."

Answer 7

Feelings come from with in you, it's your choice how you feel in this world, either good or sad.

Start by just feeling good tobe alive and joy about the weather being a perfect day.

Life is good, so live it.

Answer 8

Am not sure if I can make you smile but hey come on it's not the end of the world..

KEEP SMILING Tigger!

Answer 9

try telling this faster
betty bought a butter, the butter was bitter, betty bought a better butter to make the bitter butter better.

Answer 10

yes think of ur self and think of the person u like the most in this world and think of sweet things in this world.