Heeeeeeelllp!! It bloody ruddy friggin hurts!!!!
2006-07-02 03:12:51 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Injuries
Go to the ER your Twit! ToT
2006-07-02 03:15:38 · answer #1 · answered by Elric 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gosh, a ruddy, a friggin & a bloody in one sentence - gee, it really must hurt.
Let me get this right, you just broke your leg intwo so you thought "I know, I'll just go and type some questions on my computer" - yes, that we first think of when we break bones.
Get to A&E & stop pratting around you bloody ruddy idiot!!!!
2006-07-02 10:13:07 · answer #2 · answered by MISS B.ITCH 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, you broke your leg whilst at the computer on yahoo answer?????
Go to A&E (or ER if you're American).
It will need an xray to evaluate the nature of the injury and future repair. You definitely need analgesia and if it really broke with minimal trauma you may need investigating for causes of a pathological fracture.
First Aid: Splint the leg, secure it to a rigid object like a splint or broom stick with bandages. Elevate it if possible and do not walk on it, apply something cooling to the leg if there is swelling and avoid compressive clothing.
CHECK your foot for pulses and temperature, sensation and movement. In either case get to hospital but make sure you tell them the findings as this again may dictate the urgency you are triaged to before a doctor will see you.
Be more careful with your computer next time I guess.
2006-07-02 09:18:46 · answer #3 · answered by Philippa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely don't seek medical attention. Instead, waste some time on Yahoo Answers, then maybe email some friends about it, start up a broken leg blog, browse ebay a while, and settle back for a nap. Bones break all the time; it'll probably just take care of itself.
2006-07-02 03:20:52 · answer #4 · answered by BoredBookworm 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stick it with a glue!!
It bloody ruddy friggin will not hurt anymore!!!!
2006-07-02 03:26:53 · answer #5 · answered by The best 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Duct tape and a shot of Wild Turkey
2006-07-02 03:17:18 · answer #6 · answered by therego2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Phone an amubulance or get someone to take you to hospital. You'll get a plaster and poeple will write stupid stuff like get better on it but try to stay clam and steam the bleeding or you could bleed to death and I liked your anwer to my parnets question it made me laugh.
2006-07-02 03:18:40 · answer #7 · answered by charlotte e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try WebMD or just google what to do. Obviously using the Internet is the priority here.
2006-07-02 03:16:47 · answer #8 · answered by derkaiser93 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your leg was broken clean in 2, you would not be sitting here typing on your computer asking what to do.
How dumb do you think we are?
2006-07-02 12:10:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A trip to the hospital seems to be in order
2006-07-02 03:16:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋