Do you think he will pretend that that is the first time in his life to have seen a monkey
2006-07-02 02:25:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
He'll try to send it to Iraq to fight *HIS* war
2006-07-02 02:28:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
If the monkey has oil he will accuse it of planning to use "nuculer" weapons against the USA and risk the lives of young, brave, American men and women to acquire the oil so that he and and his friends can make a lot of money.
2006-07-02 02:32:41 · answer #2 · answered by brwnidjkmo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe he will pretend that it is a monkey and go on to more important animals
2006-07-02 02:40:06 · answer #3 · answered by Big_Iron 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'll go bananas over the black Iraqi gold for his oil buddies and put our troops in harm's way in the process. That's why we have over 2,500 of our fighting soldiers dead because of this! It's nothing but our soldiers' blood sacrificed for oil!
2006-07-02 04:03:37 · answer #4 · answered by brian 2010 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He gives them a Presidential Pardon, because he hates to see his family behind bars
2006-07-02 02:28:38 · answer #5 · answered by net_at_nite 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It replaced into countless months till now, whilst he introduced that Cheney could be his working mate. if fact be told, Cheney could have desperate that Bush could be HIS working mate. those have been curious circumstances...
2016-11-01 02:14:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joins them in a banana daiquiri and falls in love with his cousins.
2006-07-02 02:44:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would look at it for a moment...maybe laugh if it does something silly...then move on to the next exhibit.
2006-07-02 02:30:16 · answer #8 · answered by gcbtrading 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He says, "Whoa, I forgot to comb my hair this morning, It's a good thing I stumbled onto this mirror!"
2006-07-02 02:58:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He will take a photo to add to his family album
2006-07-02 02:29:02 · answer #10 · answered by Frank 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he'll send a bomb, to blast this f*ck'n zoo, and give Monkey his freedom....
2006-07-02 03:01:22 · answer #11 · answered by Radha H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋