My colleague asks.... What carrers are available for lazy people?
2006-07-02 00:54:15 · 48 answers · asked by search_for_freedom 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Royalty
Pilot TV shows reviewer. You only do it before a tv season starts and you only see what you feel like seeing. They pay people a flat rate per show they review.
2006-07-02 01:02:50 · answer #1 · answered by Jo Ann 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-10 03:28:51 · answer #2 · answered by suire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mattress Quality Evaluation
Medical Research Subject into Sleep Apnoea
Tea Planter - Antarctica
Airline Pilot - Concorde
Fisherman - Llareggub Bay, Milk Wood
Signalman & Crossing Gates Operator - Mason Dixon Line
Paint Drying Technician
Unicorn Handler
Stone Roller in Chief - Moss Development Centre
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(and one more - Asker of Questions who mistypes 'careers' and can't be bothered to use the spell-check button - hey! No offence, missus :) )
You got me singin' now ('cepn ahm toooo darn lazy to remember the words so ah jest trombums):
Lazybones, sleepin' in the sun....how you spect to get your day's work done?
You can't get your day's work done......sleepin' in the noon day sun
Lazybones, layin' in the shade....how you gonna get your cornmeal made?
You can't get no cornmeal made....sleepin' in that evening shade
When taters need sprayin', I bet you keep prayin'
The bugs'll fall off of the vine
And when you go fishin' I bet you keep wishin'
Them fish don't grab your line
Lazybones, loafin' all the day.....how you spect to make a dime that way?
You won't make no dime that way.....loafin' in the shade all day
2006-07-02 01:17:43 · answer #3 · answered by Owlwings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Secret Shopper/ Mystery Shopper
2006-07-02 12:12:57 · answer #4 · answered by Susy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anything that involves hard work and the possibility of a salary or meal at the end of it. try to avoid lazy people and never feel sorry for them. They are a drain on your energy and a bad example to others.
2006-07-02 08:48:08 · answer #5 · answered by Princess Lueji 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
President of the United States of America. Just ask Dubya!
2006-07-02 02:45:19 · answer #6 · answered by tangerine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join a compulsory Euthanasia Group
2006-07-02 02:33:28 · answer #7 · answered by TONY G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just being British. Sit at home, have kids, and the Govt will give you a luxury pad and loads of money to spend in the bookies.
2006-07-02 02:15:35 · answer #8 · answered by SurfCop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch TV for a living or get a job with Nintendo, or X-box,or Play Station playing games all day. Believe it or not they do pay people to do this.
2006-07-02 01:00:39 · answer #9 · answered by laurelbush28762 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quality Control at a matress manufacturer.
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2006-07-02 00:55:49 · answer #10 · answered by Rebecca 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋