"Previously the Escapees made it over the wall, minus Westmoreland ('cuz dude was lookin' rough) and HIC. Haywire joined the club, Patricia's in trouble, Westmoreland divulged the location of D.B.'s money and Nick bit it.
And we're off!
Searchlights flood the yard as HIC is being threatened with bodily harm if he doesn't give up the names of his co-conspirators. He refers to Newbie as that "Vanilla Ice kid." Heh.
Pope makes it to the infirmary where he sees a dead Westmoreland (sniff).
Woo! Party! The inmates are basically going nuts upon hearing of the Escape, tossing tp and whatnot from their cells. As they hoot and holler, Pope, looking rather pinch-faced, checks out Michael's back door. He gets word that Bellick's been found.
And cut to Bellick, being hauled outta the Hole. He's hella pissed as he hollers for his rifle. Uh-oh, Bellick's got revenge on the brain.
Pope's busy speechifying. It's been twelve minutes since the Escape and the Escapees pose a great threat to society and blah blah. Said Escapees are listening from ditch just across the way. They wanna hurry and go, but Michael says they need to let the guards get ahead of them. Cue the scent dogs. Michael says not to worry; the dogs can't smell them. Abruzzi points out that the dogs can SEE them though, which they do.
And they start going nuts. So our boys run.
And run!
Veronica's on her way to the Montana Mansion. She leaves dead Nick a message revealing her whereabouts.
Patricia's (what else?) bitching out Agent Ro. Seems the Company pulled its financial support from Patricia's campaign. Agent Ro tells Patricia flat out that they need someone in the Oval Office whom they can control, uh-I mean, who can get things done and Patricia's not that someone. Agent Ro suggests she drop out of the race.
Running! The Escapees make it to a van hidden in the woods, left by an Abruzzi Thug. Michael breaks the lights while Abruzzi tells Linc to drive. Once everyone's inside Linc asks for the keys and Abruzzi duhs that they're hidden in a plastic bag in the garbage can. So Linc tells Haywire to hop to and retrieve the keys. Once he's outta the van everyone else buckles in, Abruzzi hands Linc the keys and they burn rubber, much to Haywire's dismay. Hee!
Pope's getting an update. They've placed taps on the phones of the Escapees' family members. A CSI-type guy tells Pope that Doc's office door wasn't picked; it looks like it was left unlocked. Uh-oh.
Our boys are driving down Fitz on this lovely evening. T-Bag asks Abruzzi why he wanted Linc to drive and why he wanted that specific seat. Is he hiding something under there? Why, by jove he is! And it's a gun! But before Abruzzi can plug T-Bag, the man handcuffs himself to Michael, who oh so hotly flips. Which I can understand-being cuffed to T-Bag would be a nightmare, but being cuffed to Michael? Now that's a dirty fantasy just screaming to be played out. Anyhoo, T-Bag swallows the key and says unless Michael wants to drag around so many pounds of "dead Alabama flesh" (okay, eww), they'll leave T-Bag alone.
Now we move to a shadowy lab, complete with a spooky-voiced scientist. He's blabbing on about a poison which is untraceable and will cause cardiac arrest. He also mentions the phrase "high treason."
Bellick's found the pieces of van lights and Horny Guard's found someone who describes the Escapee vehicle as a blue van.
Abruzzi and T-Bag are sniping at each other which causes Michael to lose his cool as he snaps, "Shut up! Shut up both of you!" God that's so hot! Gimme some more of out-of-control Michael!
Pope's interrogating Nurse Katie. Long story short: she spills that Doc "had a thing for Scofield."
Up ahead there's a roadblock, so they have to go around, through the woods. As they bump along Michael tells T-Bag, "We're gonna get that key from you. I don't care if you gotta crap it out!" Heh. Then Clang! Bang! The van's stuck and they must vamoose on foot.
Michael pulls Newbie aside and tells him to get, he's on his own now. When Newbie protests, Michael threatens to tell the others that Newbie's a big 'ole snitch.
So they run! But hold it! There's a cliff! Uh-oh! Sucre asks Michael what they're going to do now (God, can't someone else get a brainstorm?). Well, they must hide before they do anything, 'cuz a helicopter's flying overhead. Sucre spies a car a little ways off.
The airstrip. The pilot's getting nervous. An airstrip employee ambles on over and says there's no flights after a certain time or whatever. Non-Incarcerated Abruzzi Thug Lies! that they're having mechanical difficulties and they'll be on their way shortly.
So Sucre did come up with his own idea. After Sucre spends, like, eons trying to hotwire the car, the guys check under the hood and Oopsie! no engine. Heh.
Haywire creepily enters a garage and steals a little girl's bike. He leaves the girl unharmed. Petrified, but not hurt.
Bellick and his guys find the van and he gives its location to Pope. The Escapees, they are boxed in y'all!
Montana. Veronica, in her fetching blue overcoat, enters the Mansion and gets to snoopin'.
Patricia's holding a press conference and it's all rather boring until the reporters start jumping about and whispering amongst themselves. An aide rushes to Patricia and whispers in her ear.
Run, Escapees Run! They make it to a barn, Michael and T-Bag bringing up the rear. The others decide to take matters into their own hands, so when Michael and T-Bag enter, Linc and C-Note tackle T-Bag and hold him down on a car while Sucre tries to cut through the cuffs with a bolt cutter. It doesn't work. But don't worry-Abruzzi's found a giant-*** axe to wield. And T-Bag's almighty scream carries us to commercials.
When we get back T-Bag's minus a hand, Sucre's freaking, Michael's looking a little shell-shocked and Abruzzi's all cool, as if hacking off peoples' limbs is a relaxation technique he's sorely missed. Guess he really needed to amputate Michael's toes. Linc shushes everyone when the homeowner comes out to check things out (even yowling T-Bag manages to stay semi-quiet). Once the guy heads back inside, Linc gives the all-clear. Sucre is reluctant to leave a severely wounded T-Bag, but he leaves just the same.
Gah! Back to Newbie, who doesn't get caught. Dammit! He gets to a roadblock and hides in a horsetrailer. At least I can take comfort in the fact that Newbie's gonna be riding in horsesh*t.
Pope calls GJH, but before Pope can tell him about his duplicitous daughter, GJH tells Pope to turn on the news.
And we get a Fox News Special Report (not to be confused with the Fox News Special Report which featured our slow-witted George Jr. that aired prior to the show). Pres is dead! Of a heart attack! Holy crap!
Patricia's being sworn in as president, No-Longer-Kravecki-Once-Again-Kellerman at her side. Agent Ro pops by and Patricia snots, "And you said I couldn't get things done." Ooh-burn! Agent Ro tries to play nice, but when she calls Patricia "Madame Vice-President" Patricia haugtily reminds her of her new title and she totally blows off Agent Ro, who looks somewhat disconcerted.
The cops are outside Doc's apartment, emergency warrant in hand. Oh, I've got a bad feeling...this can't be good. And it's not. Doc's dead. From an overdose, complete with the yogurty foam spewing from the mouth. Tasty.
Newbie's on his way to St. Louis and Haywire's still riding that bike. He appears to be enjoying himself.
The guys hide in another ditch, mere yards from the airstrip. They get moving, but are spotted.
Non-Incarcerated Abruzzi Thug tells the pilot to fire up the engine.
Veronica's found a snoozing Steadman, who awakens. "Hello Terrence."
Run boys! Wow, this is an easy recap. Every other paragraph begins with "Run..." T-Bag's running too, well more like staggering. The Escapees make it to the runway but-gasp!-the plane takes off without them. Oh-looks like someone's gonna become a Non-Incarcerated Former Abruzzi Thug. Well, at least Michael doesn't have to give up Fib now.
As squad cars close in, Sucre asks, "What do we do now?"
"We run," Michael answers. Well, duh!
Anyone else find it amusing that Haywire and Newbie are the two Escapees who made it away safely?
And that's what we call a cliff-hanger, folks!"
2006-07-02 00:45:29
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