how do you put pants on?

Answer 1

left leg first.

Answer 2

First the right foot in and the left foot next. Then you slowly and dramatically pull them upwards and if your *** it too big for them, you need to jump up and down until they are around your waist. You now must put a belt on, or else your pants you worked sooo hard on will fall. Your task is now complete, here is a cookie.

Answer 3

I love the question. Most people (like me) put there dominant leg in first. For me, that means I put my right foot in the right leg of the pants, pull it part-way up; lower it again to put in my right foot, pull the pants up and VOILA!!

Answer 4

Right leg first, then the left leg. Pull it up to my waist, then snap the button. Zip up the fly, then attach the belt. And that's how I put on my pants!!

Answer 5

dont worry about it man if you havnt worn pants up 2 now people will be used to you letting it all hang out ,dont frighten people wear no pants

Answer 6

I put my foot in followed by my leg then I do the same with the other foot and leg then i pull them up button

Answer 7

you put your left leg in you take your left leg out you put your left leg in and shake it all about you do the hokey poky and you turn yourself around that's what its all about same with the right leg.LOL LOL

Answer 8

One leg at a time.

Answer 9

put your arms in the two holes and then pull them over your head,then you will look as silly as you are.

Answer 10

I fear the answer would be so far above your head that I could not possibly adequately answer your question.

Answer 11

While laying on the bed, trying to zip them over my fat behind! lol