Should Superman be deported? I don't think he has his green card.?

Question

Isn't Superman An Illegal Alien?

Where should he go and how will we keep him there?

Answer 1

The U.S. has declared several amnesties (the largest one was in 1986, and was a blanket amnesty for anyone who had been living here since 1982) for non-citizens illegally living here. The first Superman comic was in 1938, so it's safe to say he's been here since before 1982.

That means he's a citizen and doesn't need a green card.

Besides, how could we deport him? Ask nicely?

Answer 2

My thoughts exactly. The problem is, we don't officially recognize the government of Krypton, and according to international law, someone cannot be without a country. So, since the United States is the first recognised country that Superman was in, he would be considered an American... I think.

Answer 3

No one knows that Clark Kent is from Krypton. For all the people of Metropolis know Superman lives on the moon.

Answer 4

Well, he has shown he has a unique talent, and has taken the time to learn the language/customs. So the naturalization process should be used to make him a citizen. Besides, it's not like a fence would keep him from coming right back into the country...

(does he outsource his merchandising to China?)

Answer 5

Deport Lex Luthor not Superman. Cards? We don't need no stink'n cards!!!

Answer 6

I totally agree!! He uses his xray vision on unsuspecting women, flys and peeks into windows... And that outfit...ghastly.

Answer 7

And also why is it no one notices him changing in a phone booth.

Answer 8

this wuestion is so random, why do u even ask

Answer 9

Hahahaha, true that.