How do I rule Earth?

Question

Any suggestions...

Answer 1

Do as I do.
1 Hate
2 love
3 Hate to love
and
4 love to hate
This should get you started.

Answer 2

As with any government-type job, you have to ask yourself if you have the necessary background. When it comes to ruling a planet like the Earth, there are a few basic questions to ask yourself.

Am I am evil genius? A megalomaniac capable of world domination? Can I strike impressive poses while belting out a really convincing evil laugh?

Now take a good look at your employment history. If you can honestly claim work experience in the fields of nuclear fission, bioengineering, the military-industrial complex, international financial relations, and/or possession of some really scary firearms, then you're well on your way to qualifying for a position of Topkick Badass Ruler of the World.

If, on the other hand, you lack the above skills, don't despair. Many people who have come from shallow, boring, and incompetent backgrounds have risen to some really astonishing heights of power. As long as you can look good, talk like a used car salesman, and move at least one step faster than your rivals and enemies, you could have what it takes to establish yourself in the front ranks for aspiring Tyrants, Despots, and Other Role Models.

Don't forget the importance of a good support staff. While you're busy orchestrating wars between nations, altering the progress of the Trade Winds and in general exposing the truth about global warming, your faithful office manager and other staff can handle the all-important press release. Other matters of day to day operations such as extortion, blackmail, lobbying, and running your own cable network can be safely placed in the hands of your minions, allowing you the freedom to really enjoy ruling Earth with an iron hand.

Now get out there and dominate the planet! ;-D

Answer 3

Why do you want to rule the Earth anyway?

Answer 4

Well, as they say kill them all and let god sort them out ^_^. but really, there are millions of ways to do it, but 99% of them will get you locked away for a VERY VERY long time. So ring up James Bond and he may give you a few pointers. If not don't go for Evil Monky Henchmen, That is MY idea!

Answer 5

You'll have to fight George W for the job! Hitler thought he could do it too, and was proved wrong. George W will find out the same. No one person should be that much of a megalomaniac.

Answer 6

Check out the Project for a New American Century. You might find others of a similar persuasion,

Answer 7

Get Sauron's ring
I hope I hv written the name right.

'One ring to rule them all'

And yes, i want lots of privileges as i suggested u the method

Answer 8

You can rule the earth If you are a lovable person .......like Gandhiji

Answer 9

take lots of mind altering drugs and you will be well on your way to ruling the universe

Answer 10

Nice try...but I don't think you're gonna find that one in future... go get some advice from a cheap fortune cookie