Tell me a bed time story please.?

Question

iam sleepy and need a story befor i can sleep.

Answer 1

Lay comfortably on your bed... close your eyes ... inhale ... now exhale, and when you exhale, release all the negative and tiring things you experienced all day ... Now, I believe you're ready for my story: Kelly and the Monster Under Her Bed...
Kelly had a monster under her bed.
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When it became bedtime, she went and got a plate of cookies
Grabbed her toy flashlight
Slipped on her purple slippers
And went under the bed
She saw the monster
It was sleeping in the corner, under the bed
She poked it gently with her tiny finger
It slowly opened it's eyes
It looked at Kelly
Then ate the cookies
It crepted over to Kelly
and said, "Thanks, Kelly"
The Monster then slowly opened it's mouth, and bit off one of Kelly's tiny fingers.
Monsters don't keep friends for too long...

Answer 2

Once upon a time way back in the woods there lived a little old lady who would make candy for the surrounding neighbor hood kids and she was known as the candy lady. One Halloween night three kids showed up at her door dressed in their halloween best.
They said trick or treat smell my feet give me some of your candy so sweet. She gave them three lady fingers dipped in chocolate, a toostie roll and a buttercup Later on that night they went home and dumped their candy out on the table and their mother said she gave you lady fingers dipped in chocolate they look so real I wonder why she didn't give you any pudding? The kids said we asked and she said it was in the butter cup and she opened the bag and pulled out this butter cup and she said that butter cup looks like my butt. She must be some kind of artist maybe I will ask her if she could do a professional sculpture for me to give to your father for our anniversary. She said where does she live? The boys said out in the chigamaga woods. She said I am going to ask her how she makes her candy and see if she can give me any tips. So the next day she went to the old lady's house and rang the bell. Ding Dong.... no one answered but the door was open she tip toed in and said mrs Beverly are you home and no one answered hanging up were some butter cups and the house smelled like chocolate she opened up the fridge and found...... a disturbing sight. Then she heard miss beverly coming down the stairs and she got scared and ran out of the house and told her little boy never to visit there again with his friends.

Answer 3

Rock a bye baby on the tree top
When the wind blows
the cradle will rock
When the bough breaks
The cradle will fall
And down will come baby
Cradle and all
And the parents will do ten to twenty for child endangerment

Answer 4

once upon a time, there became a princess, the excellent Amberlina. (lol). she lived in a huge fort with a butler... She became no longer satisfied because she became on my own without acquaintances. Her mom consistently advised her she became eye-catching besides the undeniable fact that it did not look real to amberlina, because the girls on the Ball consistently pronounced she became hideous. She went on an journey to flee previous the woods to satisfy someone who will be real such as her, and tell her she is eye-catching. Amber sneaked out of her room at quarter to hour of darkness, earlier the clock rung. She chanced on a guy sleeping on the bench. she stopped to conversate with him about her purpose. the guy became homeless, and amber felt sorrow for him, so she gave him each and every of the nutrients and money she had in her ox bag. the guy thanked her and amber went on. After a lengthy, depressing adventure, princess amber found somewhat trailer steaked into the floor contained in the course of nowhere. She approached the door, and skim on the aspect of the trailer "free fortune teller." She knocked on the door. Her silk blue dress became torn on the seam, and he or she regarded exaughsted. a guy replied with brilliant eyes. "are available in, are available in!" he pronounced... "Now what am i able to do you for?" Amber positioned her hand on his knee and pronounced "sir, all i want you to inform me is that if i'm eye-catching." "nicely little lady, i visit't clarify it any better than this. you're the most eye-catching element I truly have ever considered." and that taught her a powerful lesson.

Answer 5

One day there was an old lady. She needed help walking across the street. so then a teenager came and walked her across the street. She was very grateful and gave the teenager 10 cents. But the teenager wanted more so the teenager kicked the old lady and robbed all her money!!! and then the teen ran away. And the old lady was very mad. So she called the police and then they came and arrested the teen and gave the old lady her money back.

so the old lady lived happily ever after

THE END

Answer 6

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Hello! My name is Forlief Clovar and I will be your narrator today. Please listen carefully as I have a very important tale to tell! It is the strange story of..........




Veggie Wars
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Long ago, in a garden far, far away, there was an ongoing struggle for survival.
The once peaceful plot of land had been invaded by the ruthless and strong smelling "Radish Guy!"
Radish Guy and his evil henchmen "Spinacha" and "Broccolio" were growing wild and taking over every inch of fertile ground.
They were trying to persuade all the good vegetables to come over to the Shady Side of the garden where they would grow stronger and more vile tasting!
It was a sad time.
The good veggies were very afraid, and they looked to their leader "Garden Man" for help and guidance.
But Garden Man had tried everything to stop the advance of Radish Guy and his mean friends.
He had weeded and cultivated, and even used the local "Bunny Troopers" to try and halt the advance of the bad plants.

The troopers were good fighters and great eaters, but hard as they tried, the evil ones kept spreading.

There was but one hope left!

Off in an unattended and overgrown patch of soil near the Sunny Side of the garden lived the legendary "Cuke Stalkwalker!"
Cuke was a noble and wise hero, and the good plants sang songs of his many exploits.
He had turned back the Aphids when they threatened the garden, and the Mites had never been seen again after the thrashing Cuke gave them.
Yes, Cuke was the one to save the day!


But Cuke Stalkwalker had been on the vine a long time.
When representatives of the Bunny Troopers went to see him he looked shriveled and moldy.
He was no longer able to fight the good fight.

He did offer hope though, for Cuke had been training another to take his place in the fight for justice and good taste.
His student was a straight and upstanding variety named,

"CARROT DUDE!"

Carrot Dude was young and tender, but with Cuke's guidance he had become fast and powerful.
He also had X-Ray vision, (carrots are good for the eyes you know), and he could see beneath the surface of the land to root out the nasty ones.

Carrot Dude would go forth to do battle with Radish Guy and his ugly friends!

The plans were made.
The brave "orange one" would carry a bomb of deadly fertilizer deep into the stronghold of the bad plants.
It had to be placed just so, near to the hideout so that with the rains it would spread and reach Radish Guy and his cronies.
They would eat and eat of the fertilizer, overfeeding themselves and burning up.
The plan would work!





The agreed upon time came on a day so hot that the Sun was sipping iced tea!
Carrot Dude strapped the fertilizer bomb to his back and sped toward the Shady Side and his appointment with danger.

Radish Guy and his gang saw the speeding super hero approaching, and as he got nearer they began firing deadly mold spores at him.
Carrot Dude dodged and weaved and was almost hit many times, but he pressed on toward the target.
There it was, just ahead, a small crack in the topsoil where the bomb had to be placed.
He dove to the spot and released his cargo at just the right time, the bomb dropped perfectly into the hole!

He turned and headed for home, and as he did, he felt water droplets on his face.
Garden Man had turned on the sprinklers!
The water began to penetrate the soil, the bomb burst open, and the fertilizer began to spread!

Spinacha and Broccolio were the first to feed, and they stuffed themselves with the tasty mixture.
They ate and ate, and soon they began to wilt from overfeeding.
Radish Guy was making a pig of himself also, and soon he too began to shrivel up and die.

Carrot Dude had saved the garden!

There was much singing and dancing and rejoicing in the Sunny Side of the garden when Carrot Dude returned.
It was a happy place and is to this day!




That is my story and it would seem to have a happy ending.

But be warned!!

It has been said that the nasty Radish Guy had many of his followers hidden deep in the ground, and they might return to plunder the soil at any time!

Lettuce unite!

Children, please eat your spinach and broccoli and radishes whenever your parents serve them.
If they are left uneaten they might be able to escape to the garden to cause trouble once again!
Do this thing, for all the good veggies are counting on you!

MAY THE FORKS BE WITH YOU!



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Answer 7

Once upon a time there was a gut who posted a stupid question on a website. It was so stupid every hated him and he died a hated old man. The End

Sleep Tite

Answer 8

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnical. He was SOO ugly that everyone died. The End.

Answer 9

Once upon a time they lived happily everafter. Nighty night little one!

Answer 10

I simply refuse. I have done this many times for various people and I never get best answer. I'm done with it all. You people can start telling yourselves stories. SO THERE...............