2006-06-30 17:16:04 · 21 answers · asked by 5375 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My boyfriend and I went to a resturant one time and I asked him that question? He told me he ate it cookie and all..I laughed so hard I told him his fortune wasnt worth a sh*t..It was funny.
2006-06-30 17:30:11 · answer #1 · answered by adoll_35 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!!!!! that's a really funny (actually just plain ironic) story...
you see, I used to always be obsessed with money, for example, I would give someone a dime (a petty dime!) and I wouldn't forget it for at least a month! My entire family got on me for that saying I should have been born a jew, then one day I was tired of it and so I actually started giving away money to people who asked for it, and when they never gave it back, I would just shrug, and say "don't worry about"...
my fortune cookie once said, 'you will have the riches you always dreamed of' lol
2006-06-30 17:26:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wake up!!!!....Your dreaming.
Lucky numbers: 07 11 21 38 42
If your a Libra - Get a new scale
Oh, by the way, If any one plays these numbers above in the lottery....I have half! LOL
2006-06-30 17:24:06 · answer #3 · answered by sharebear1967 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confuscious Say "Kitty Taste Like Chicken. White man don't know what's good."
2006-06-30 17:37:56 · answer #4 · answered by Autumn BrighTree 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi mine says that "Change is good" and the more change I have...the more things I can buy and pay the bills too :)
2006-06-30 17:38:03 · answer #5 · answered by cnabiker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you wish you had a fortune
2006-06-30 17:19:47 · answer #6 · answered by seventhundersuttered 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It seriously says "Be as sexy as you can be" yeah..................... it was kinda weird fortune cookie
2006-06-30 18:07:24 · answer #7 · answered by Megan C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've had some good ones in my time, but i've got one that says:
"keep on charging the enemy, so long as there is life"
lol... apply that to the "in bed" game, lol.
2006-06-30 17:19:25 · answer #8 · answered by hellion210 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man who go to bed with itchy a$$ wakes up with stinky finger
2006-06-30 17:19:47 · answer #9 · answered by tansyangeni 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Someone will give you good advice" is what mine said and sure enogh later on that day someone gave me good advice. Weird huh?
2006-06-30 17:55:43 · answer #10 · answered by Cristy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋