one day a guy was going on a date with theis hot blonde, the day before the date he decides to go tanning, and not wanting any tan line he goes nude and falls asleep and burns his penis. he puts some cream on and goes on the date. after awhile with the girl he is feeling very uncomfortable and his penis is starting to hurt. he gets up and goes to the kitchen and takes the advice from a freind that said that if your dick is sunburned a glass of milk will make it feel better. he pours a tall glass of milk and puts his penis inside the glass and feels much better. the girl wondering what the guy is doing, goes into the kitchen and sees what the guy is doing. immediate understandment is on her face when she says: "so thats how you load those things."
2006-06-30 16:56:39 · 16 answers · asked by infa_red19 1 in Home & Garden ➔ Do It Yourself (DIY)
I think I laughed the first time I read it. It is an old joke, and I've seen it several times.
2006-06-30 17:00:32 · answer #1 · answered by pottersclay70 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep. Always at the expense of the poor blond. When she has a child see will probably put her breasts in a bowl of milk.
2006-07-01 00:02:24 · answer #2 · answered by muskokastan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-07 00:50:14 · answer #3 · answered by .:ChRiS[[♥ ]]LiL LaDii::. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, better luck next time. Yawn.
2006-07-01 02:42:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats funny lol but kinda gross to0o
2006-07-01 00:22:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was hilarious
thanks for the laugh :D
2006-07-01 00:02:40 · answer #6 · answered by understandable 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny.
2006-07-01 00:01:34 · answer #7 · answered by exiled114 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, if i don't load it, will it last longer? lmao
2006-07-01 12:45:10 · answer #8 · answered by NubbY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So gross! Why would you think this was funny?
2006-07-01 00:00:42 · answer #9 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww lol
2006-07-01 00:00:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋