2006-06-30 15:42:39 · 31 answers · asked by ? 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Considering the possibility of her spending the money...I would gladly hold it for you in my bosom bank. Withdrawal whenever you feel the need to. Better yet, it is also a sperm bank...make a deposit when ready.
2006-07-01 10:02:55 · answer #1 · answered by Kittn 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
I used to hide money from my wife. Then my girlfriend started finding it. Whenever I would go over to my girlfriend's, I would check for the cash, holding out hope that my wife didn't miss the missing cash that I had hid in the first place. I hope's this clears things up for you.......*winks*
2006-07-01 02:32:23 · answer #2 · answered by DR. HARPOâ⢠5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check. Always make sure you keep a record of all the money you are hiding, in case you forget where you hid it. Better yet, put it in a traveller's check, so your girlfriend can leave the country if she has to, with or without you. Advice like this is money in the bank.
2006-07-02 23:21:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should convert it into diamonds as they don't depreciate in value and let me hold on to them. No one would suspect a kitten of harboring such valuables. They'll be safe I prooooomise!
2006-07-02 17:28:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you think your wife is so dumb that she will not notice the money missing ? Besides when she finds out, good by house and what ever else she can get out of you.
Stay with the wife and dump the girl friend I do not care how hot she looks she is not worth it.
2006-06-30 22:57:14 · answer #5 · answered by Johnny Transplant 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're setting yourself for a potentiallylarge heartbreak of dissappointment.get an appropriately sized air tight container and bury it in a secret place in the form of something that wont deterioate. keep the love going- don't give your girlfriend that much of an upper-hand on your wife- are you nuts?!!!! she's already got you- money isn't like sex you can forgive sex, it's harder to forgive someone who steals from you- not saying she will, but why put that kind of pressure on her or yourself? just don't do it man. unless you like being a ping-pong ball.
2006-06-30 22:57:03 · answer #6 · answered by quartertil2am 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No man, definitely convert it to gold and diamond jewelry, and the occasional Krugerrand. The girlfriend will never part with it that way while you're together, and when you break up with her, she'll throw it back at you. Totally safe!
2006-07-02 01:21:05 · answer #7 · answered by Nightwalker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have learned from this site that butt-cleavage is now called the "coin slot" so I would say make it cash and hide it in your girlfriend's coin slot.
2006-07-03 02:18:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know why you are doing this,
but the girlfriend might be "tempted" to spend your cash.
Best you hide your money in the bank.
stw
2006-06-30 22:46:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would give it to her in cash. I am absolutely sure it will be there when you need it. No one would ever cheat you, would they? Good grief, can you imagine anyone running off with your money..you who are so fair to your wife...naw, never happen.
2006-06-30 22:48:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go ahead give to your girl in cash sooooo she can go spend the sh!t and leave you after it's gone.......I hope your wife reads this so she can take you to the bank tooooooooooo
2006-06-30 23:03:02 · answer #11 · answered by LIZA P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋