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How many bananas can you push through a screen door?

2006-06-30 14:25:16 · 24 answers · asked by Scott R 6 in Science & Mathematics Mathematics

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The unfortunate circumstance that caused the loss of your tires may well have made your canoe rise up in the front and if you are unable to push the bananas through the screen door you'll have to eat them and become fat. You might take in water and if you are just fat enough you will even out and be able to continue down river. So, I would say that you can push about 20 bananas through the screen door so you still have enough to eat or just leave in the canoe. See 1lbs of bananas is 5 or so. Two tires would weigh around 100 lbs. If you are in the back of the canoe the bananas in the middle and the tires of course up front and the screen door on one side or the other then it would just work out that you have 120 lbs of banas and only need 100lbs to equalize the weight once the tires were gone. Of course I wouldn't eat them just to get fat and take on water. I'd push them to the front of the canoe and push the rest through the screen door. The peels will make it very dificult but if I had time to go down river with tires, bananas and a screen door I'd have time to push 20 bananas throgh the screen.

2006-06-30 14:41:13 · answer #1 · answered by Bright Ideas 1 · 1 0

what do u mean your two front tires fall off? a canoe doesnt have tires, and i have no idea how many bananas you can push through a screen door.

2006-06-30 14:29:42 · answer #2 · answered by abby 2 · 0 0

you blame your uncle daddy fer not fixin the tires on tight enough,then go to the nearest mayor/dentist/auto-boat repairman and have him fish it out of the river. You probably can't push any unpeeled bananas thru a screen door,,,but if it's peeled...as many as u want.....but u already knew that didn't u?

2006-06-30 14:58:42 · answer #3 · answered by stephanie d 1 · 0 0

you call AAAand ask for the water/canoe truck to pick you and the gorrillas up. they'll know you by the banana colored screen door your using to keep the flys off the remaining bananas

2006-06-30 14:59:11 · answer #4 · answered by smoknsam 2 · 0 0

goodbye,

If you use a galactic mega blaster 3000, then you can fire 300492 bananas. After that, it is transformed into dog poo and flys away in a brochure. Sell a new one and visit your local jam store to buy hats so you can swim to a tissue box.

Hello,

Coolio. S.P: May the force be with moo.

2006-06-30 15:10:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

even as the wheel falls off my canoe, I many times have it towed by utilizing the sea turtle on Nemo. he's the superb. as far because the pancakes flow, i visit get 2000 contained in the doghouse, until eventually they are chocolate chip ones. then i visit get about 1250. i wager the chips somewhat take in alot of room.

2016-10-14 00:31:31 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Depends on how many yur whell barrow can hold while someone holds the screen door open for you.

2006-06-30 17:41:58 · answer #7 · answered by boilermakersnoopy433 4 · 0 0

Doesn't it depend on the size of the tires? We need more information to answer this one.

(Thanks for giving us a question that the less mathematically inclined among us can actually answer! I feel stupid . . . but included!)

2006-07-04 06:07:43 · answer #8 · answered by Batty 6 · 0 0

Wait, I thought it was "how many pancakes would it take to build a doghouse?"

But in any case, the answer is still purple, because Diet Coke doesn't have any calories.

OMGWTFLOL...

2006-06-30 14:51:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If theyre pureed, then many. Probably about 200 until you get bored

2006-06-30 15:12:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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