What if God made Eve first and the forbidden fruit was a banana ?

Answer 1

I think the forbiddon fruit was something like a banana, only not made of fruit.

Answer 2

The monkey's were around before Eve. So, even if banana was forbidden, there's nothing left for Eve anyway...unless you mean something else like a banana toy or banana boat or bananarama.
Are you banana?

Answer 3

Then I'd still refuse to eat bananas. But the forbidden fruit was an apple. Or at least that's what painters think.

Answer 4

I think I read once that Muslims believe it was a banana, but that both traditions--the banana and the apple--are simply oral traditions, and nobody documents exactly what kind of fruit the authors of Genesis thought it was.

Answer 5

She might have picked a banana but I don't think she'd have bothered eating it, if you know what I mean. And once she got the hang of the banana, I don't think she'd pay much attention to the first man, whoever that poor ******* would have been.

Answer 6

that's a threat. The bible is a translation inspite of each and every thing and we don't understand the biases of the guy(s) who interpreted it. regrettably, at this factor it style of would not rely, however the subsequent time I consume a banana i'm going to be thinking of you.

Answer 7

Sex is sacred. You either accept this or you don't. The object of sex is not recreation but procreation. All life itself proceeds from the sexual union of a loving couple married to the holy spirit and each other.

Answer 8

LOL I like the first answer.

Now I'LL never be able to eat a banana in public again.

Answer 9

Then that would make me VERY happy!

But also very sad - because I like bannanas.

It would actually make sense because bananas are brain food.

Answer 10

Who knows, after all bananas do have half of our genes.