Why should you avoid Chicken Boy substitutes?

Question

Cause Chicken Boy is freakin awesome and all other chickens, no matter how Chicken Boy-like they try to be, are lame. http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=Akb6.Ynrs3wJZe8VmFkiQqXsy6IX?show=9717a2eb6e4ac9d94e90140624c5a3fbaa

Chicken_Man will be taken care of. There have been many like him and he will probably not be the last. Too many people are jealous of Chicken Boy, that's sad.

Answer 1

Here are my options
A)GET THEM A TEMPORAL JOB IN KFC
B)Ignore them and not answer any of their question
C)Make them part of a 4 of July banquet

I have A good Idea A Mexican Classic Pollo Pibil
1 1/2 teaspoons achiote seeds
1 teaspoon coriander seeds
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon whole black peppercorns
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon dried oregano
1/4 teaspoon cumin seeds
2 whole cloves
1 teaspoon cider vinegar
2 large garlic cloves, crushed
1/2 teaspoon all-purpose flour
CHICKEN(Poser)
1 tablespoon fresh lime juice
1 tablespoon grapefruit juice
1 tablespoon fresh orange juice
2 teaspoons grated orange zest
15 ounces chicken breasts (boneless, skinless)
VEGETABLES
1 teaspoon corn oil
1 cup thinly sliced onions
2 fresh hot chili peppers, roasted, peeled, seeded, and sliced
1 medium tomato, cut into 4 equal slices

To prepare the achiote paste, in spice mill or mini-jar blender, combine achiote and coriander seeds, salt, peppercorns, cinnamon, oregano, cumin seeds and cloves; process to a coarse powder.
Transfer spice mixture to small bowl. Add vinegar, garlic and flour; stir to combine. Let mixture stand overnight.
To prepare chicken, in gallon-size sealable plastic bag, combine prepared achiote paste, lime juice, grapefruit juice, orange juice and zest; add chicken. Seal bag, squeezing out air, turn to coat chicken. Refridgerate overnight, turning bag occasionally.
To prepare vegetables, in medium non-stick skillet, heat oil; add onions. Cook over medium heat, stirring frequently, 10-12 minute until onion is golden brown. Stir in peppers, remove from heat.
Preheat oven to 350. Line baking sheet with foil. Cut four 12 inch squares of heavy duty foil; spray with nonstick cooking spray (omit this if using banana leaves).
Drain chicken, discard marinade. On each prepared foil square (or banana leaf) place one quarter of the chicken, one quarter of the onion-pepper mixture, and one tomato slice. Fold sides over filling, crimping to seal. Place packets on prepared baking sheet; bake 20 min until chicken is cooked through. Let stand 10 min; open packets carefully.
4 points per serving (1 packet).

Answer 2

Hi Chicken Boy

Answer 3

Chicken Boy substitutes should be avoided because they do not contain the essence of PURE 100% Chicken Boy. You will not recieve the true benefit from anything less.

Answer 4

Because you answered my question on Emo kids so well, I am pro Chicken Boy and think that all other substitute chickens should be banned from Yahoo. You rock, Chicken boy!

Answer 5

Thank you for this public service announcement. I feel more informed about the dangers of accepting Chicken Boy substitutes. You dared to care Chicken Boy, thank you.

Answer 6

Aw, he just hasn't come across your path yet, so he obviously doesn't KNOW that level (whatever level you are at) and level 1 is quite the wrong order for you to be NOT the Original Chicken. We should give him some slack. I will go check out his Qs and As for myself and see if I think he's worthy. I'll let you know. After all, there have been many more clowns than Boffo, and Boffo welcomes all clowns.

Answer 7

Chicken boy? Chicken Man??????

Answer 8

Because they will taste like crap... have you ever tried the Turkey substitute - Tofurkey..it is like eating smashed assholes...

So therefore, Chicken-boy substitutes are just the smashed asshole equivalents of Chicken-Boy!!!

that was some very deep logic there!

I love you Chicken -Boy I want to lay your eggs.

Answer 9

Chicken Substitutes suck, everyone knows that they are not made with real, natural, home-grown chicken, but with artificial filler. I will inform him that we know that he is a false imposter. Remember though, he is probably jealous; imitation chicken is the sincerest form of flattery.

Answer 10

I don't know

are Chicken Boy substitutes edible?

Answer 11

I get fake chicken whenever I go to MacDonald's, but Never on Yahoo Answers!