2006-06-30 13:05:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Play Michael Jackson's "Thriller" and he'll probably just dance away.
2006-06-30 13:08:59 · answer #1 · answered by hagar 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Go buy some zombie food and then make a little trail coming out from under your house and that should get him out.
2006-06-30 20:08:41 · answer #2 · answered by Mo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be cool man, just go to the hardware store and get a zombie 'undead' trap and bait it with some Purina brand zombie treats. Then you can release it back into the graveyard as mother nature intended. Peace
2006-06-30 20:13:11 · answer #3 · answered by Spike Spiegel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Climb under there and love it to death. Zombies hate love, I had a whole flock of those last winter.
2006-06-30 20:08:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I talked it over with my Droids. They have agreed to come over and take out your zombie!!
2006-06-30 20:08:16 · answer #5 · answered by Maimee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put the toilet in your front yard. Then bend over ans say R-U-N. Spray jelly on a lightblub and srew it into the toilet hole thing where the poo goes ( EWWWWWWWWW).
2006-06-30 20:10:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dang I think you should make sure its not a vagrant (homeless person) before you call Ghost Busters.
2006-06-30 20:13:32 · answer #7 · answered by smart guy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dress up as a ware wolf and scare him out of there!
2006-06-30 20:09:44 · answer #8 · answered by Retarded Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huck a couple of brains out in the front yard to lure him out... after that, you're on your own pal. i don't screw wit no zombies!
2006-06-30 20:07:54 · answer #9 · answered by Oliver Kloz-Hoff 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pull it out by it's toes! Be careful they might fall off!
2006-06-30 20:08:37 · answer #10 · answered by gentle giant 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cat-on-a-Rope
2006-06-30 22:12:51 · answer #11 · answered by mulder 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋