Is there any zombie bait I can get at the store or something like that? I think he came from the sinkhole.
2006-06-30 12:39:10 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Just hitch it up and pull it a few feet over. Then obtain some giant ant lions. Retain these for later. Then, host an outdoor showing of Night of the Living Dead (that should draw their attention) and while they are busy looking at the screen, release the ant lions. They should go into the sinkhole and form craters in which to trap their prey. When the movie is over, and the zombies return to their sinkhole, THEY'LL be in for a surprise! But then you'll need to find a way to get rid of the giant ant lions.
2006-06-30 14:35:10 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do not get rid of it better get him a job in the night turn make him work extra hours peek him up when day comes you will have some one who will work instead of you all 365 days of the year never get tired never sick never protest always obey and give you his pay check without arguing only for a fresh pork brain then look for more zombies and make an army of zombie workers put them to work in the same way you will spend a few money just buy a few fresh pork brains and a truck to take them to the job and bring them home you will be rich without working
2006-06-30 14:38:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You will need:
- Fishing Rod
- Brains
- Trashcan
- Construction Paper
- Crayons
Put the brains on the hook and dangle them under the house. It shouldn't take long for a hungry zombie to bite. When you catch him, quickly throw him in the trashcan and secure the lid. Make a sign with the construction paper and crayons that says "Caution: Zombie" and put it out for the garbage men.
2006-06-30 12:44:34 · answer #3 · answered by chemicalimbalance000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know what all these answerer's are talking about.....somebody should have told you about the zombie bait.
zombie bait is sold in sporting goods stores, just ask the salesman, he'll help you....and you better go to get it with a full stomach, because zombie bait is worms & you might end up eating them all before you get home with them!
2006-07-02 02:58:36 · answer #4 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should get some Mummy Bait
and bring him to the sinkhole where he came from.
And if he comes back, Shoot 'em with a Shotgun.
Or you could use the Magnum under my bed.
2006-07-02 05:32:19 · answer #5 · answered by Betterwithpie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally when I have a zombie Infestation problem I use this as a good time to rid myself of the dead weight in my life... I suggest that if you have an ex that gives you grief you use her, or perhaps the Chicken Boy Imposters that seem to be running around... once the zombie comes out, pull out your flame thrower...
simple solution to multiple problems!
2006-07-02 03:51:44 · answer #6 · answered by Gypsy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that sinkhole might just as well be the gate to hell. It swallowed up your trailer, didn't it? Find a holy man.
2006-07-01 15:30:56 · answer #7 · answered by ♀♥♂☮Trippy Hippie☮♂♥♀ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok this is a very SERIUOS case 1st you need to get a lady zombie ... then get her to go under the house they will have HOT STEAMY WILD ANIMAL PLANET SEX then they will be finished she is going to be emotianaly attached and wants him to saty he will soon run away and she will quickly follow
2006-06-30 14:02:53 · answer #8 · answered by magdaleal14 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try some Nitro Glycerine.
2006-06-30 17:57:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It has been proven that a shotgun is the best anti-zombie weapon. If you dont have access to one, an axe wors well or a machette.
2006-06-30 12:43:16 · answer #10 · answered by Zephyr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋