Funniest song lyric?,?

Question

From GLC "You Know I Loves You" "I love you so much I got a tattoo/On my Bollocks/I was goona have your name/But I had to have initials/Coz I couldn't stand the pain. Or The Mac Lads " I spent last night trying to chuck me Bird/But she clung to me leg like a homesick turd

Answer 1

Goldie Lookin Chain...

Guns dont kill people rappers do,
From Bristol Zoo to B&Q,
I wanna rap, I wanna rhyme
Heard it in a song now im into gun crime,

And Avenue Q:

"There is life outside...
There is life outside...
There is life outside...
There is life outside your apartment!
There’s a pigeon
Squashed on the street.

Ew.

There’s a girl passing by

No I think it’s a guy

And a homeless man
Who only wants to
Buy something to eat!"

Answer 2

that's not really funny! go look up the lyrics for "foxtrot uniform charlie kilo" by the "blood hound gang"! they're hilarious!



"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
Bloodhound Gang

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the ***** wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

Answer 3

The song : The Witch Doctor has a line the goes -- and the witch doctor told me what to do - ooo eee oo hah hah bing bang walla walla bing bang - ooo ee ooo hah hah bing bang walla walla bing bang..

It's on a set of records I have. Along with other songs such as ; My Boomerang Won't Come Back ; Hello Mudduh,Hello Fadduh ; The Streak ; They're Coming to Take Me Away....ect..

Answer 4

I get up when I want, except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awoken by the dustmen, I put me trousers on, 'ave a cup of tea and think about leeaavin the house.

Blur, Park Life

Answer 5

I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbeque iguana

Wall OF Vodoo---Mexican Radio

hands down the best

Answer 6

Deffinatly anything by Jeffree Star.

www.myspace.com/jeffreestar

Answer 7

"sqeeze on my nuts/ lick on my butt the natrual curly hair please dont touch/real name rover i said bend ova/ started to knock then came the oder/ smelt like mush shoulda had a woosh/ told her to stop and take a douch....." Slob on my knob" by Three 6 mafia. For all the lyrics hit me up at [e-mail]!!

Answer 8

Anything by Spike Jones and his "Music" Always hillarious, or anything by Ben Colder. He's very funny. "Almost Persuaded" is one of them.

Answer 9

"Everybody everybody everybody livin now, everybody everybody everybody f***s!"- System of a Down

"Too Drunk Too F**k"- Dead Kennedys

"My c**k is much bigger than yours!"- System of a Down

"Give Me, your dirty love, like your mama do that nasty poodle chew"- Frank Zappa

"I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus! goo goo ga chube!!!!!!-The Beatles

Answer 10

one of the funniest it Tribute by Tenacious D! really funny :D