I bought a toaster and there was a warning on the box do not use while bathing!!
My wife is Vegetarian so I got her some nut cutlets, no Joke it said may contain some nuts and nut byproducts.
Bough a Razor you know for shaving and no kidding it said do not use while driving and best not to use while drinking.
Duh drink driving and shaving man I was gonna do that tomorrow, damn another thing I shouldn't do.
2006-06-30 12:21:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
Omg you too? So was I... now we'll have to be disappointed together...
One time I was on the London Underground and the driver made an announcement, which was as followed:
"The next station is Bank. Please mind the gap. Please wait for the doors to open before leaving the train."
I'm not being funny but I hadn't fancied my chances at slipping throigh the vent....
I also love when products say "No purchase necessary" but the prize is inside. I always think you'd be utterly justified in opening the product and helping yourself, 'cos that's what it told you to do!
And shampoos that say "not suitable for consumption". Damn...
2006-07-02 11:31:47 · answer #1 · answered by old_but_still_a_child 5 · 7⤊ 1⤋
My grand daughter brought me back a stick of rock from the seaside. It has lettering all the way through (as they do). The list of ingredients says at the end 'May Contain Colours.'
I just looked again and underneath there is a string of E numbers but there is definitely a full stop after 'colours'.
2006-06-30 19:28:06 · answer #2 · answered by Owlwings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my mother has this windscreen cover, to put on the windscreen when the car is parked up in the sun.
When you sit in the car and look at the inside of it it says "Remove Before Driving Off".
Unfortunately these Disclaimers are needed to defend manufacturers from fools and bad judges...
2006-06-30 19:32:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anybody ever noticed the "Smoking is highly addictive, don't start" label is always on the back of the packet, which you only see once you have bought the cigarettes.
2006-07-01 10:16:43 · answer #4 · answered by Manicsloth 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I smell what you're steppin in.......
I could never understand why there needs to be directions on a box of Pop Tarts.
How moronic are you if you can't make a Pop Tart?
Sheesh!
2006-06-30 19:25:55 · answer #5 · answered by Ginny Lou the Peachy One 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bought my son a wooden toy sword and on the label it said " weapons can be dangerous". No kidding!
2006-06-30 19:24:13 · answer #6 · answered by happy red shoes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That GW Bush won florida and was then elected president.
2006-06-30 19:46:04 · answer #7 · answered by rodmod 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i like the mcdonalds coffee drinks, be careful whilst drinking- its hot - lol. i can imagine refridgated water containing the label becareful freshly cooled. you never know.
2006-06-30 19:26:32 · answer #8 · answered by lonely as a cloud 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hotel swimming pool in Tennerife :
"Do not enter with wet feet".
2006-07-01 01:02:26 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was born, every one my Mum knew said ' do not let him be an American '
That's quite clever really.
2006-06-30 21:08:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋