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Your chances may be encouragingly minuscule if you qualify (you must possess all of the listed criteria below).

1) You are an American citizen born in the United States.
2) You are white.
3) You are male.
4) You are at least six feet tall.
5) You will be above the age of 50 when you announce your candidacy.
6) You have served in some branch of the Military or as a civil servant (i.e. Policeman, Judge, etc.).
7) You are unapologetically partisan.
8) You are reasonably religious (acceptable religions include any denomination of Protestant and, should you be a Catholic, a faith with enough independence so that America will not consider you at the beckon call of the Vatican).
9) You received a college education from a highly respectable institution.
10) You look like an average American man with a recent makeover that made you slightly more handsome.

Should you posses all these traits, you are qualified to be President. So, try running for office. If you don't fail miserably in a City Council, Mayoral, or even State Assembly election, then you might get lucky. I wouldn't quit your day job though.

2006-06-30 11:29:30 · answer #1 · answered by Tenor1 2 · 4 2

one in a million. first of all you would have to have a famious family or a very rich well known family. secondly you would have to know your politics third you have to know how to lie and keep things from the people. it's just alot of different factors like you have to be a male and most likey white

2006-06-30 18:18:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

your more likely to win the lotory but if you have high political power and have good people skils then the odds are more in your favor depending on the other canadates proposels and propositions

2006-06-30 18:17:40 · answer #3 · answered by Christopher 2 · 0 0

If it were random, 1 in about 250,000,000. Since it's not random, considerably less than that.

2006-06-30 18:15:32 · answer #4 · answered by Dave R 6 · 0 0

If your surname is Bush and you are in league with BIG OIL, you might make it pretty damn quick.

2006-06-30 18:16:58 · answer #5 · answered by gshewman 3 · 0 0

If you got the balls to go against amnesty, you got my vote.

2006-06-30 18:26:14 · answer #6 · answered by sassyk 5 · 0 0

Depends on how good of a lier you are.

2006-06-30 18:15:56 · answer #7 · answered by Kooties 5 · 0 0

if you're not a citizen and over 35, none.

2006-06-30 18:16:25 · answer #8 · answered by   6 · 0 0

if you're white, christian, have a famous daddy and really really retarded, then i'd say you have a pretty good shot.

2006-06-30 18:15:33 · answer #9 · answered by DIE BEEYOTCH!!! 4 · 0 0

slim to none. Sorry to shoot down your dreams, kid.

2006-06-30 18:16:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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