kan santa rely see me, is he a gost, im skard, iz he watching me. what shuld i do. dose he know whare my stash iz.
2006-06-30 08:45:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Didn't you know he's the head of the NSA and Mrs. Claus runs the CIA, so kiss that stash good bye and all you're going to get is coal in your stocking this year.
2006-06-30 08:48:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa has been in connection with NASA for years. You don't even realize how many spy satellites he's put up into space that watch people to measure how good they've been over the year.
2006-06-30 15:53:57 · answer #2 · answered by Huey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You better not pout, you better not cry, you better watch out. I'm telling you why.
He knows if you've been sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake!
Santa's a narc. He'll take your stash and feed it to the reindeer. How do you think they fly? Magic dust, man.
2006-06-30 15:48:32 · answer #3 · answered by FozzieBear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two PH's or one. You posted your question to the appropriate category. You clearly understand the concept of commas and periods. Your are computer literate. And your questions, in addition to this, are getting mad feedback. Each question you have asked are the BASIC questions all children asked as part of the world in which they are going up; interestingly, negative vibes. You definately pushed some buttons.
2006-07-01 06:14:12 · answer #4 · answered by Fortuna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look, if you can't even use the spell check, than perhaps you just shouldn't post at all. Ahhhhh...stash--that explains it. Yes, Santa can see everything and I hope he snitches on you, dude.
2006-06-30 15:49:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He collects information supplied by the NSA from data collected through wire taps, email interceptions and various other surveillance and counter surveillance operations being conducted as we speak.
2006-06-30 15:51:43 · answer #6 · answered by 1/6,833,020,409 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never saw santa drop down in the chimney, oh wait I ain't got no chimney in my home.
2006-06-30 15:51:58 · answer #7 · answered by 2feEThigh 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa only exists if you believe.
He is magical - he can see all and knows all.
2006-06-30 15:48:01 · answer #8 · answered by heavy6metal9babe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually Santa doest exist Santa is really YOUR PARENTS!!!!
2006-06-30 15:52:12 · answer #9 · answered by queen88 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
santa gets regular reports on your activities. you know
what you need to do to be good so do it. that should
be basic even without santa. you know how you act
and that itself should be enough to keep you on the
right path.
2006-06-30 15:52:03 · answer #10 · answered by agedlioness 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋