What's the stupidest and funniest thing you've ever heard of someone doing?

Question

I once knew a guy who had a pet python. Despite the fact that pythons are natural hunters and don't need anyone's help catching their prey, this guy decided to "help" his snake out. He gave muscle relaxers to the rat he was going to feed to the snake to slow it down. Not only did the muscle relaxers slow the rat down, they killed the snake after she ingested the rat! Don't get me wrong. I feel really sorry for both the rat and the snake, but I still think it's really funny what a dumba** this guy is!

Answer 1

The stupidest and funniest thing is my mate was getting laminated flooring in his living room, and he was taking away the carpet and because the 3 piece chair couldn't go anywhere so he cut around the sofa and the left the carpet under it, and was going to have the laminated floor around it lol. His missus just said to him -"Don't be bloody stupid". He moved the 3 piece then.

Answer 2

My mate bought some new carpet for his bathroom floor. Upon wondering how he was going to lay it, bearing in mind he had to cut out where the toilet was and the pedestal from the sink, he had the brainwave of this. Why not take up the old carpet and lay it down on the upside of the new carpet and kind of use it as a stencil. He was actually genuinley baffled when he tried to lay the new carpet and the holes he'd cut were exactly opposite where they should be!!

Answer 3

My friend was having some building work done in her house and she went upstairs to get something . The builders had some of the floorboards removed because they were working on the pipes underneath. She tried to walk over the floor joists but her foot slipped and she fell through the floor and ended up dangling through the ceiling of the downstairs hallway.

Answer 4

A friend of a friend of an enemy of a friend was on holiday having a rather joyous time until one terrible night. Upon returning from a night of drinking he applied his mozzie repelent lavishly all over his body only to find that in the morning he was in serious trouble. Turns out that his "repelent" was in fact a mozzie attractant, designed to attract mozzies and kill them(but not straight away)
Therefore waking in the morning only to find that every inch of his body had been bitten thus hosptalising him!

Answer 5

One of my friends was going to in & out university and got kicked out of the school for stealing chesse. Lol! Oh and another one of my friends Juan was doing a punching bag, the ones that hang from the ceiling, thought he was such a bad a** hit it and it came back and hit him in the face. He got a black eye lol! Sorry guys but it's funny lol!

Answer 6

I once saw a video which involved a circus dwarf getting fired out of a cannon, the really dumb part was that he missed the net and was accidentaly fired into a hippo and impaled on one of its tusk's (seriously im not even making this up)

Answer 7

I know this guy who is in his 30's and can not read. He went into the bathroom and saw the toothpaste on the counter (or so what he thought was toothpaste) being to brush his teeth with Monistat 7 and did the whole brushing process. Went to his mom and said 'I don't like that kind of toothpaste on the counter please don't buy it again

Answer 8

i read in the paper a few years back of a Mexican who stuck a industrial size plunger handle in his rectum at his home in California and was running through the house with this plunger handle still up in his rectum when he tripped and fell down causing the plunger to go all the way up into him. tearing holes in his intestines and causing other internal damage, which he bled to death with the plunger handle still stuck up in him. he was found a day or two later laying in a hall way floor naked with the plungers base sticking out from his buttocks with blood coming out from that area running all around him. he was found by his land lord. now if that ain't crazy what is ?

Answer 9

The stupidest thing: People that cheer for the Red Sox!

The funniest thing: People that cheer for the Tigers!

Answer 10

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