2006-06-30 05:13:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
I was on a second date with a girl I had a HUGE crush on (now my wife!!!) We went for a walk through a state park along a river, she spotted a large log on the side of the path and sat down, when I went to sit down next to her I saw a Spider the size of my hand in my spot...
I have a very bad arachnophobia...
I blacked out and screamed and ran away. She had to tackle me to keep me from running into the river!
2006-06-30 05:20:41 · answer #1 · answered by arcy_wanna_b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was about 13 years old. I was running for the bus because this boy I liked had just got on. When the bus stopped I rushed up the stairs to pay my fare and fell and busted my head open. I got up and I was bleeding a lot. Everyone on the bus was laughing so hard including my crush. I was so embarrassed that I started sobbing. But the good part is, he came over to me, took his t-shirt off and held it on my cut and walked me home. We are good friends till this day and I am in my 20's now.
2006-06-30 05:22:15 · answer #2 · answered by ohbabybaby 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i became 13 or 14 and in my type we were taking a try, i finished early, and nonetheless had an hour left, so I fell asleep. I sat contained in the very back of the kind, reason we had to split up for the try. So even as asleep I apparently had a moist dream... yea.. so apparently became wanking in my sleep and unzipped in my sleep.. o_o. i do not undergo in ideas what the dream became, yet I had both palms lower than the table, paper in the front of my toddler maker... so then someone coughed somewhat loud and that i awoke from that. the instructor became choosing up try, I positioned mine on my table waiting. Then I felt a chilly breeze on the middle of my pants and talked about my hotdog merely putting there. I straight away zipped it up. Then I regarded at my try and talked about j!zz throughout it.. by utilizing them the instructor had already picked it up without noticing the toddler water...
2016-10-13 23:59:20 · answer #3 · answered by ruddie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Years ago I worked at a gas station and observed a good looking woman trying to figure out how to use the gas pump. So, I proceeded to go outside and upon approaching her I said with out hesitation "would you like me to pump your A** for you" OMG!!!! I was so embarrassed but she just laughed and said "well you are working so it would be a bad time for you to do that to me". She became a regular customer from that day forward.
2006-06-30 20:07:32 · answer #4 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was at a Graduate recruitment fair in Birmingham, England. Me and my friend had just won a bottle of champagne for applying for a credit card, so we were on a hyper one!! We went round all the stalls of different companies and spotted this group of cute men. We casually walked past them, looking hot in our 'dress to impress' outfits. They followed us outside, and like a total fool, I go and get my heel caught in the pavement, my shoe gets stuck there, and I fall and twist my ankle. I was so embarassed I could have died!!! Luckily they came over to see if I was ok, but I just went bright red and couldnt even look at them. So there was only one thing left to do - open the champagne and get wasted!!!!
2006-06-30 05:28:50 · answer #5 · answered by Ms.Trouble 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've had worse- but this is the best i can think of off the top of my head.. i got into an accident on a busy street, everyone driving by was breaking their neck to look... ofcourse- this one girl on her phone mouths "Oh My God!" I seriously wanted to punch her face in.. i felt so much hate then-- it turned from embarrasment to being upset because people have no respect..
2006-06-30 05:18:42 · answer #6 · answered by Tiny 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When I fell down a flight of stairs in a fire drill in 5th grade. Hillarious. I got made fun until highschool.
2006-06-30 05:18:55 · answer #7 · answered by fockerangel 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
honour the Father literally like the word in print pictorially shows. in times new roman font.
and whole Roman Catholic religion formed out of hate for the god who was first in heaven but not named Jehovah.
2006-06-30 05:19:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i farted at work.i got away before anybody came around.when I got back,there were alot of people crying and choking and all sorts of shyt.I asked,"hey? whats going on?". one of my co-workers said "larry just dropped a bomb on us,that sorry ****! I really hate his nasty ***." I said " aw,dude.that really sucks!! where is larry anyway?" he said "in the bosses office,suzanne turned him in to the supervisor." I was ambarrassed as hell.but hey,i wasn't gonna turn myself in.sorry larry!!
2006-06-30 05:20:20 · answer #9 · answered by T-Bone W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well on holiday i was sleeping naked as i was hot n the cleaner came in and i thort it was my mum so i ran 2 giv her a hug n saw it was the cleaner n nearli diedddd
2006-06-30 05:16:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋