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Not too stupid, but enough to get you tittering to yourself under the desk!

2006-06-30 05:13:54 · 19 answers · asked by anonymousjo 2 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

19 answers

photocopy your as s.

leave half finished cookies in the cd drives of other people's computers and deny having anything to do with it, while eating an identical cookie.

put those spring snakes in people's files (immature yes, but the look on their faces would be worth it!)put one in your own to stop people suspecting you, and don't put one in the boss's!

replace the coffee with heated up coke, it goes gross if you put milk in!

hide under other peoples desks and stand up unexpectedly, knocking everything off it in the process

2006-06-30 05:27:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

1. Tell your boss that he's fatter than you. 2. Tell everyone that you're going home and not coming back. 3. Walk up to your worst co worker and kick him in the pants. 4. Tell your boss you found a lot around. Yes, right around the corner, bye. 5. Accidently drop a hammer on your foot and draw workmens comp. the rest of the week or two.6. Walk up to the foreman and tell him that his dad is your dad, too. 7. Walk up to someone and tell a bad joke then spray nitrous oxide in their face (laughing gas). 8. Tell the mechanics that there are no more parts so go homes. 9. Fix your time your time card so you didn't have to stay long. 10. Finally go over and change the acid rock station to country and western , when everyone likes rock.

2006-06-30 12:38:39 · answer #2 · answered by LARRY P 3 · 0 0

1.yahoo music has some good comedy bits to listen too
2.play phone tag with co workers
3.order pizza for the whole office get a collection
4.make a paper clip chain
5.cover your desk with post it notes
6.spin in your chair
7.stay on answers
8.make those little paper chain and decorate your office
9.call out Marco and see if anyone answers Polo
10. find a better more entertaining job lol

2006-06-30 12:20:58 · answer #3 · answered by captspankey 4 · 0 0

1: tell everyone it's your birthday and they all forgot

2: eat your workmates lunch

3:fart near someone Else's office and blame the smell on them

4: poison the pot plant and then blame your workmate for not looking after it properly

5: fill a vodka bottle with water and down the lot in front of your boss

6: search really dirty porn sites on your workmates computer while they are at lunch and leave about 60 windows open on the task bar

7: leave a floater in the loo

8: write a love note to one of your workmates from another workmate

9: Plant a pair of used knickers in one of your married workmates jacket pocket

10: tape a old fillet of fish to the under side of your bosses desk.

I hope that helps you possum xx

2006-06-30 12:44:00 · answer #4 · answered by stinkyfinger 1 · 0 0

Take the piss out of everyone around u - Usually brightens most days

2006-06-30 12:20:17 · answer #5 · answered by Tré Cool 2 · 0 0

shout at someone
pick ur nose
fart
burp
drop things
do piggy noises
put a woope cushion on someones chair
laugh at ur boss
roll moulteases on the desk
thats it i can't think anymore but it may imbarrss u and then u have to work somewhere eles or wear a paper bag on ur head

2006-07-06 09:25:32 · answer #6 · answered by Chesh » 5 · 0 0

1-Yoga
2-Go For a Run
3-Eat some fruit
4-Have some passionate sex
5-Bike Ride
6-Have a Nice Cofee
7-Relax and read the paper
8-Go to your local park and people watch
9-Dance
10-Sing in the shower

2006-06-30 12:20:11 · answer #7 · answered by BobKnight 2 · 0 0

sing a catchy song and see how long it takes for someone to join in. Once they do change the song and see if they join in again. Me and my workmate used to do this on really boring days. it used to amuse us anyway

2006-06-30 12:20:42 · answer #8 · answered by lillyloo 2 · 0 0

1. play yahoo games
2. do yahoo questions
3. eat candy
4. drink beer
5. flirt with co-workers
6. try and break records with yourself on personal productivity
7. chat on yahoo chat
8. browse through your co-workers lunch
9. eat your co-workers lunch
10. ask your boss for a raise

2006-06-30 12:18:40 · answer #9 · answered by SPAWN-DA BAMBRICK 2 · 0 0

Just start singing a song out loud.

2006-06-30 12:18:01 · answer #10 · answered by ladybug 2 · 0 0

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