I'm looking for some funny movie quotes. Please leave your quote, what movie it is from, and which character in the movie said it. Thanks!
2006-06-30 04:16:54 · 21 answers · asked by tom8o 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Brian:
First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged ***** of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.
2006-06-30 04:24:36 · answer #1 · answered by bogoyatoo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is from The Man in the Iron Mask. It's always humored me and my friends.
Athos: What is Porthos doing?
Aramis: Walking into the barn naked, or so it would seem.
Athos: But what is he doing?
Aramis: About to hang himself I should think, he's been threatening to do it for months.
Athos: Hang himself?
Aramis: If Porthos is determined to end his life, he's bound to seek the opportunity, isn't he?
Porthos: [he puts the rope around his neck and prepares to jump] Farewell cruel world... farewell to useless Porthos.
[jumps]
Athos: [Aramis and Athos are watching the building from the outside] What was that?
Aramis: It's all right; I sawed the beam.
[the building promptly collapses, and Athos stares at Aramis in disbelief]
Aramis: Well, I'm a genius, not an engineer!
Porthos: Aramis! You sawed the beam! You knew I would I try to hang myself and you sawed the beam!
Aramis: Of course I knew! And now that you've got the idea of killing yourself out of your head you can stop boring everyone and be useful for a change. And put some clothes on!
2006-06-30 14:00:42 · answer #2 · answered by Kate 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slater: Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky **** goin' on there. And it's green too
Simone: Now fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies. Fry!
Wooderson: All right, all right, all right.
Mike: I wanna dance!
Slater: This place used to be off limits, man, 'cause some drunk freshman fell off. He went right down the middle, smacking his head on every beam, man. I hear it doesn't hurt after the first couple though. Autopsy said he had one beer, how many did you have?
Wooderson: You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.
Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch: No, not on me, man.
Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you diid.
Slater: I'm letting you have shotgun. But cuz it's cuz only 'cuz I'm goin' inside.
2006-06-30 11:31:51 · answer #3 · answered by NIKKI L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Ni!" --The Knights who say "Ni" (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons." -- Jim (Blazing Saddles)
"God darnit Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore." -- Taggart (Blazing Saddles)
"Ah, hell. Someone's gotta go back for a ****-load of dimes!" -- Taggart (Blazing Saddles)
2006-06-30 11:27:01 · answer #4 · answered by hogan.enterprises 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey F u c k a s s give me a beer ~ Rocco From the Boondock saints
2006-06-30 11:20:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"These stores - they're insured, so the manager shouldn't give you any grief. If you get some guy who thinks he's Charles Bronson and gives you static, cut off one of his fingers - the little one. Tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies' underwear"
Mr. Brown (Harvey Keitel) - Reservoir Dogs.
2006-06-30 12:53:20 · answer #6 · answered by Thomas F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I told you to aim for the knees."
"I was aiming for the knees!"
Lines between Clint Eastwood and Charlie Sheen in the movie "The Rookie" right after Charlie Sheen shot someone in the head and killed them.
2006-06-30 11:25:16 · answer #7 · answered by jet_333 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me."
-Dean Vernon Wormer, from Animal House
2006-06-30 11:22:03 · answer #8 · answered by ChingoBling 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got knocked the **** out!!-Mike Epps (Day-Day) Ice Cube (Craig) Next Friday
2006-06-30 11:21:50 · answer #9 · answered by riley715 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" well, the nicest thing i can say about her is all her tattoo's are spelt correctly" taken from the film Steel Magnolias and was spoken by Dolly Parton.Great film
2006-06-30 11:21:02 · answer #10 · answered by tanya h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋