If I knocked up your daughter, what would you do?
2006-06-30 03:24:40 · 9 answers · asked by Evan 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
I would knock you in the head with a hammer and feed you to my neighbor's hogs.
2006-06-30 03:27:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would be disappointed with my daughter but love her and help her raise the child (or support her in giving away the child for adoption). I'd demand that you give up all legal rights as the father to the child or marry my daughter with a prenuptial agreement that you forfeit all your assets if you did something that created grounds for divorce. I'd also forgive you and pray that you would give your life to Jesus and turn your life around to become an outstanding husband to my daughter and a godly father to my grandchild.
If you raped her, then I'd have you prosecuted and thrown in jail for the longest possible time. I'd do whatever it took to take away any rights you might have as the biological father of the child. I'd also sue you in civil court for every penny the pregnancy cost plus punitive damages for causing this mess. Then I'd visit you monthly and tell you how Jesus loves you and that you are forgiven if you give your life to Him. Furthermore, I'd do what I could to help you get your life turned around, but I'd let you stay in jail to the end of your sentence to understand that sin, though forgiven, has consequences. Then I'd help you transition back into society. (I'd give my daughter the choice of raising the child or giving the baby away for adoption.)
2006-06-30 10:45:10 · answer #2 · answered by HL 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it depends how big your pay packet is, if you are a lay about bum then I probably would give you some concrete feet and bring the child up myself, if you where loaded then I might let you off but if you hurt her, you would get the concrete feet like the other bum
Steven Fawcett
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2006-06-30 10:32:33 · answer #3 · answered by fawcett1101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My daughter likes men, so you wouldn't qualify.
2006-06-30 10:26:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd find you, and beat the **** out of you with a bat or lead pipe, and then I'd stick it up your *** so you know how it feels.
2006-06-30 10:27:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They'd be finding bits and pieces of you in several states.
2006-06-30 10:27:11 · answer #6 · answered by boker_magnum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hope the dad beats you down
2006-06-30 10:26:26 · answer #7 · answered by MELIE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would LOVE my Grandchild 4-ever!
smileS!
Yeshua!
2006-06-30 10:29:06 · answer #8 · answered by YESHUA Y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One Word "BANG"
2006-06-30 10:34:23 · answer #9 · answered by dale6956 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋