2006-06-30 02:34:43 · 10 answers · asked by G-Unit Soulja 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Peter Griffin
Wrong in sooooooooo many ways!!
Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!
Lois: Honey, what do you say we uh...christen these new sheets, huh?
Peter: Why Lois Griffin, you naughty girl.
Lois: Hehehe...that's me.
Peter: You dirty hustler.
Lois: Hehehehe...
Peter: You filthy, stinky prostitute.
Lois: Aha, ok I get it...
Peter: You foul, venereal disease carrying, street walking whore.
Lois: Alright, that's enough!
Brian: And remember that time you had an Irish coffee the day we went to see Philadelphia?
(Scene cuts to Peter in the movie theater and everyone is crying, except him.)
Peter: I got it! Thats the guy from "Big," uh--Tom Hanks! Funny guy Tom Hanks, everything he says is a stitch.
Tom Hanks' Character: I have aids.
(Peter laughs hysterically.)
Lois: Peter, did you paste a new picture of yourself on our wedding picture?
Peter: Yeah I think it looks better.
Lois: You pasted it over me.
Peter: Yeah I think it looks better
Peter: Listen Lois, I know you're a feminist and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man.
Family Guy Rules!!
2006-06-30 03:14:24 · answer #1 · answered by wee_bumble_bee 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Homer Simpson!!!!
2006-06-30 09:47:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer rules the world!!! :)
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
2006-06-30 09:37:24 · answer #3 · answered by Steve B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peter Griffin off of the Family Guy
2006-06-30 10:00:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
100% Peter Griffin
2006-06-30 09:38:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer Simpson
clearly it isn't American Dad since you people don'e even know his NAME- Stan Smith
2006-06-30 10:37:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
peter griffen from Family Guy
my fav episode was when he sang to the guy and told him he had AIDS
2006-06-30 18:29:37 · answer #7 · answered by Jared Padaleckis biggest fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
peter n homer all da way
2006-06-30 10:26:06 · answer #8 · answered by *~*ThEy SaY iM cRaZii*~* 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
american dad
2006-06-30 10:04:29 · answer #9 · answered by Courtney 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer !!
2006-06-30 09:37:30 · answer #10 · answered by sam21462 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋