nothing has turned up as yet. Do you think the Queen hasn't had time to write me one as she is still stuck on the toilet after troughing through that big fat birthday lunch of her own?
2006-06-30 01:27:14 · 14 answers · asked by Jimbo 2 in News & Events ➔ Other - News & Events
You may as well go and take your nap, it may be a while.
2006-07-06 07:33:42 · answer #1 · answered by CottonPatch 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday you old git. You get a telegram, not a letter. If you haven't had it, its because you're an illegal immigrant or a liar. HMQ doesn't trough through lunches - otherwise she'd be as fat as Fern Britten.
2006-07-02 07:41:44 · answer #2 · answered by Answer Me! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know the problem. I'm 158 and still waiting. But can't stop now I have a game of Rugby Union to play this afternoon.
2006-06-30 01:54:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arise, Sir Jimbo
2006-06-30 02:08:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the Queen does not just send out those cards, you have to apply for them in advance. You can do this via the royal website.
happy birthday
2006-06-30 01:35:36 · answer #5 · answered by Ridley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
happy birthday.. if you dont receive your letter by this afternoon, i think you should go to her house and ask her where your letter is, and if she is stuck on the toilet, help her off, bless her, we all need help sometimes, even the queen...
2006-06-30 01:38:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe you!
But keep waiting and the only thing to plop on the carpet is YOU!
PMSL :0
2006-06-30 01:31:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
how can a 100 years old sit and wite in front of a computer i dont believe you
2006-06-30 01:31:07 · answer #8 · answered by who knows 5 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
happy birthday,on behalf of her Majesty im sure she is very busy choosing a card for you.
Andrew
2006-06-30 02:04:04 · answer #9 · answered by BLACKY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She must be feeling too embarassed to write to you because you look so handsome.
2006-06-30 01:38:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋