Who hates cockroaches?

Question

I really hate those bugs. Tell me a cockrach story that will freak me out.

Answer 1

i was yawning and it was a really big yawn, you know the really comfortable kind like you feel your whole face is just going to explode with pleasure, eyes closed mouth wide open, and then just at the end of it something flies into my mouth, of course i went crazy trying to spit it out but it just keeps getting stuck on my tongue finally i have to reach in my mouth and grab it, and of course you know what it was, yes a huge cockroach. WOW that was a bad night, brushing and rinsing for hours.

Answer 2

Ew. I don't have 1 but I hate them 2. If i think of 1, ill come back n modify! -a-


EDIT: I just remembered 1! When I was in like 10th or 11th grade, I stayed over at a friends house. I used 2 have really long hair, right. Well I was in the bathroom standing at the mirror and I saw a cockroach in the shower. I was like, eh, whatever. So I was still standing there, looking at myself, lol, when all the sudden I heard a weird noise. I flipped my hair over & somehow the roach had got in my hair. I swear this is a true story. I don't know if this cockroach was a mutant or what. But it had little wings. It flew into my hair. I ran out the bathroom & down the hall screaming and slapping myself. LMFAO! It was hilarious. But not at the time! :) -a-

Answer 3

Oh well, my sister came home late one night and she sat outside at the back with her food! then she popped a question"Ma!! Did you put shrimps in the Stew?" My Ma Shouts Back, "What the hell are you talking about?"
She Said" Cause I am eating something crunchy here" When she came into the house and in the light to see what it was, she found the legs of a cockroach sticking out of her mouth!!!!
What's Freaky than that???
I hate Roaches

Answer 4

There was this HUGE 2" cockroach crawling up the bathroom wall towards me while I was taking a bath. I ran out screaming and armed my daughter the fly swatter and a squirt bottle and told her to "SAVE ME!!" as I shoved her into the bathroom to get the little bugger. She is my hero <3

Answer 5

well i hate cockroaches.. (SHOUT) wehehe.. well cause they look like iky yuck!!
just the feeling.. umm.. they're very very dirty and also yucky..(how many times did i said this?)
well.. umm..
a story.
one day there's a cockroach and a butterfly the butterfly is more beautiful than the cockroach,, cause of her wings,,
but one day a man who catched the butterfly and burned her wings.. well the cockroach laughed at her and said..
your too ugly now..
now it's my turn to have my own beatuiful story then after that mankind never saw a cockroach and a butterfly be friends.,.
well butterflies are afraid of cocroaches i think that's the point..
well after this years i wonder wat's the story of them?

Answer 6

I really hate cockroaches and that is why I can't tell u a story about them.

Answer 7

everyone hates cockroaches. Once saw a pt in ER that had cockroaches in their ear!

Answer 8

I HATE them too.... and here's my story...

When I did my B.S. in life science we dissected COCKROACHES - big huge nasty ones - all the time.

For mouth parts, leg muscle, digestive tract, neural tube, you name it. ROACHES!!!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww...

And sometimes they'd MOVE.... or FLY....

They would just be immobilised by drowning in soap water - so you can imagine. And the sight of that HUGE beaker filled to the brim with soap water and these GIANT ROACHES floating in it... *SHUDDER*

Answer 9

I hate them when they try to crawl out of my cockroach sandwich. They are very crunchy -- yummy for my tummy.

Answer 10

a cockroach got stuck in this kids ear once






























it was from a book i read bud not buddy